Tallaght Girl

Duiske

A heavily pregnant Tallaght girl phones the maternity hospital, obviously in some state of agitation:
Girl: "Nurse, nurse, I think me bleed'in waters have broken."
Nurse: "OK, love stay calm love. Where are ye ringing from?"
Girl: "Oh, from me gee to me ankles."

drdre

Duiske_Lad wrote:

A heavily pregnant Tallaght girl phones the maternity hospital, obviously in some state of agitation:
Girl: "Nurse, nurse, I think me bleed'in waters have broken."
Nurse: "OK, love stay calm love. Where are ye ringing from?"
Girl: "Oh, from me gee to me ankles."

hahah thats a good one.:D

biko

Ouch

tallaghtdave

good stuff . but all the gird,ls from the northside are like that anyways
the one i was with last night,she was nik named the human bowling alley.
she droped her chips when she had an orgasam.
leave them tallaght girls alone.
lol.


human bowling alley. -always getting fxxked down a lane .

N90user

haha very good

feylya

tallaghtdave wrote:

good stuff . but all the gird,ls from the northside are like that anyways
the one i was with last night,she was nik named the human bowling alley.
she droped her chips when she had an orgasam.
leave them tallaght girls alone.
lol.


human bowling alley. -always getting fxxked down a lane .

Shouldn't that be a human bowling ball? Especially since you can get two fingers and a thumb in them

tallaghtdave

hahahah sorry man southside gramer lol
corrected error.

whiskeyman

Similar one:

Ambulance arrives on the scene of a car crash on the M50.
Paramedic approaches an overturned car and sees a young girl in the drivers seat in some distress with blood everywhere.
"Everythings going to be ok, help is here.... whats you name?" ask the medic
"Ah Jaysus, thank f**k... It's Sharon....I cant move. Help us will ya!"
"No problem, Sharon....now, where are you bleeding from?
"Tallaght.... and yarself?"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

feylya wrote:

Shouldn't that be a human bowling ball? Especially since you can get two fingers and a thumb in them

...and carry them home like a sixpack.

Hagar

Another Similar one:

Ambulance arrives on the scene of a car crash on the M50.
Paramedic approaches an overturned car and sees a young girl in the drivers seat in some distress with blood everywhere.
"Everythings going to be ok, help is here.... whats you name?" ask the medic
"Ah Jaysus, thank f**k... It's Sharon....I cant move. Help us will ya!"
"No problem, Sharon....now, how many fingers have I got up?
"Ah Jayses, I can't feel anythin' I'm bleeding paralysed"

Crash

How do you know when a northside girl has an orgasm? she drops her chips.

how do you know when a southside girl has an orgasm? she drops her accent

Capt'n Midnight

What's the difference between a northside girl and a southside girl ?
A northside girl has fake jewellery and real orgasms.

funk-you

Very good

-Funk

TerrorFirmer

Hagar wrote:

Another Similar one:

Ambulance arrives on the scene of a car crash on the M50.
Paramedic approaches an overturned car and sees a young girl in the drivers seat in some distress with blood everywhere.
"Everythings going to be ok, help is here.... whats you name?" ask the medic
"Ah Jaysus, thank f**k... It's Sharon....I cant move. Help us will ya!"
"No problem, Sharon....now, how many fingers have I got up?
"Ah Jayses, I can't feel anythin' I'm bleeding paralysed"

That one is brilliant

jcoote

classs stuff lads

what do northsiders use for protection while having sex?? a bus stop

whats the difference between a southside girl and a rottweiler?? the jewelry

Capt'n Midnight

jcoote wrote:

classs stuff lads

what do northsiders use for protection while having sex?? a bus stop

<cough> shelter </cough>

A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview.
He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she said, "Anto".
"Right", he said, "what about that blond one over there?"
"Anto", she said.
"Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?"
"Anto", she said.
"Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?"
"Anto", she said.
"Are all your boys called Anto ?" he asked, "Isn`t that terribly complicated?"
"Not at all", she said, "it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: Anto, tea is ready!, they all come. When I say: Anto, it`s time for bed!, they all go to bed."
"I see. But what if you want only one of them?"
"No problem." she answers. Then I call them by their surnames."