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Ladies a first date

  • 01-04-2006 10:39pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7


    Girls what would your ideal first date be?????????

    How should a guy go about completely wooing you of your feet?????


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    DON"T claim to be the Hoffman if you can't already do that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭N90user


    sinecurea i saw his name and this thread and was about to write exactly what you said there! Very freaky!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    1. Use only one '?', instead of lots.

    2. Learn the difference between 'of' and 'off'.

    3. 'F*ck of' sounds russian. 'F*ck off', on the other hand....

    4. Wear flowers.

    5. Bring money.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.


















    Are you still here???????????????

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Money. Lots of money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    5. Bring money
    Money. Lots of money

    what kind of dates are you people going on? the buying some sex kind?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    el rabitos wrote:
    what kind of dates are you people going on? the buying some sex kind?
    <<all men buy sex arguement>>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,091 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    el rabitos wrote:
    what kind of dates are you people going on? the buying some sex kind?

    Hey - as Short Round said: "You gotta pay".

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    Hey - as Short Round said: "You gotta pay".

    why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭rsta


    theHOFFman wrote:
    Girls what would your ideal first date be?????????

    How should a guy go about completely wooing you of your feet?????

    Hot air balloon ride, champagne, a quartet strumming fancy tunes... the usual eh! :D

    that should have her woooing ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    Happy Meal and a half dozen bacardi breezers, work's every time !! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Pazaz 21 wrote:
    Happy Meal and a half dozen bacardi breezers, work's every time !! :D
    oO
    I hope it isn't a kid's meal...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    Karoma wrote:
    oO
    I hope it isn't a kid's meal...

    No, it's just that they like the free toy !! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Barbie or Micro Machines? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    Demeant0r wrote:
    Barbie or Micro Machines? :D

    I would hope barbie ! Lol :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    Pazaz 21 wrote:
    Happy Meal and a half dozen bacardi breezers, work's every time !! :D

    Walked past my local friendly MacDonalds today and saw that "Every Happy Meal comes with a banana". So unless he brings money there's no need for the man! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    daiixi wrote:
    Walked past my local friendly MacDonalds today and saw that "Every Happy Meal comes with a banana". So unless he brings money there's no need for the man! ;)

    Lol, is that true ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    Pazaz 21 wrote:
    Lol, is that true ?


    o sarcasm is there anything it doesnt do !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    weedhead wrote:
    o sarcasm is there anything it doesnt do !

    Yes, the old "Double-Bluff Sarcasm" trap worked. Their is always some know it all out their waiting to go, " oh my god i can't believe he didn't get the sarcasim". I can't believe you fell for that , you IDIOT !!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    ehh.... yeah good one Paz, sure fooled me !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    Pazaz 21 wrote:
    Lol, is that true ?


    About the banana or needing a man only if he has money?


    for the record, both are true :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Aporia


    theHOFFman wrote:
    Girls what would your ideal first date be?????????

    How should a guy go about completely wooing you of your feet?????
    Well my first date with my ex was ideal.

    We went to his house and he put on his favourite film and we just curled up on the couch for the night oohh and he was showing me photos of his friends and stuff when they were out and then in the middle of them there was his baby photos he waaas sooo cuuuute omg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Attol


    Just something casual like a nice lunch and a film? Or dinner and a film. Or a film then a drink. Something like that. Or a walk around town then lunch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    LadyLotts wrote:
    Just something casual like a nice lunch and a film? Or dinner and a film. Or a film then a drink. Something like that. Or a walk around town then lunch.

    Dont go to the cinema though... first date ya need to suss each other out. You cant do that in the cinema.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    How old are you and how old is the woman you plan on taking out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Attol


    Heyes wrote:
    Dont go to the cinema though... first date ya need to suss each other out. You cant do that in the cinema.
    But you get to do that too over the food or drink. Also if you run out of things to talk about you can talk about the film if you saw it first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    LadyLotts wrote:
    But you get to do that too over the food or drink. Also if you run out of things to talk about you can talk about the film if you saw it first.

    exactly! and it's much better that you go to a film rather than get nervous and really really drunk on a first date.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭FX Meister


    No, films suck ass for a first date. Leave that to the second or third.


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