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Not so Brooke Back Mountain

  • 31-03-2006 8:59am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭


    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

    was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but

    knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

    newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and

    the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one

    else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer

    to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard

    worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

    For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

    Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done

    a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town

    and kick up your heels. " The hired hand readily agreed and went into

    town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't

    return.Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty,

    and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the

    fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him

    over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off, "she said. Trembling,

    he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,

    ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and

    placed them neatly by her boots. Now take off my skirt. "He slowly

    unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light." Now take

    off my bra. "Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and

    dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the

    light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked

    at him and said,














































    "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're

    fired."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Heard it before - I think it was posted on boards a few weeks back.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    And about three times before that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ah yes, Kenny Everett if I'm not very much mistaken, God rest his soul!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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