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Frog Loan

  • 29-03-2006 9:43am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭


    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
    (you're gonna love this)
    (its a real treat)
    (a masterpiece)
    (wait for it)
    The bank manager looks back at her and says...
    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
    (You're singing it, aren't you?* Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Without the last line, it makes me want to hurt you.
    With the last line included, it makes me want to kill you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    taxi for one:rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :( no....just no

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    That fills me with rage. :mad:


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 729 ✭✭✭popinfresh


    That's about as funny as cancer....................on the testicles!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭fobster


    It made me grin cause I sang the last line without thinking. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    popinfresh wrote:
    That's about as funny as cancer....................on the testicles!!!
    HAHAHA


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