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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

  • 29-03-2006 10:41AM
    #1
    chapod21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 ✭


    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon


    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk ..
    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate


    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk .
    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
    co-ordination.
    h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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