How Do You Flirt?

Aporia

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The Stethoscope
Although you can be a little cold at first, you're flexible and reliable - and a great listener. You've got the skills, so when you care, it never takes you long to find a guy's heart.
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

Ruu_Old

The X-Ray

Seeing right inside your target gives you potentially vast flirt powers. But instead, you often put off girls by looking so deeply - just get on with it!
Although you may be skilled enough to know how to make your flirting count, you tend to make your moves as part of an overall scheme - something you've carefully considered. You need to brush up on your body language and your flirty lines - the more you practice the better. Choose a time when you're feeling particularly desirable and give it a go, you may be surprised at the results. Remember, if nothing comes of it, just keep plugging away - persistence really pays off in the flirt stakes.

Mr.E old

The Thermometer
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

DEmeant0r

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The Thermometer
You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime.
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

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I really don't like the 'quick insertion' pun ¬_¬

cournioni

The Rubber Glove
You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.

Sounds just about right!

raheny red

The Rubber Glove
You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.


Sex is definitely your greatest pleasure in life. :cool:

meowCat

Aporia wrote:

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The Stethoscope

Me too. But most people don't tell the really intersting stuff. Did you not have a look at the other ratings?

I thought that's even more entertaining.

• Sex Drive: Swinger :eek: but explanation* sounds rather ordinary, so don't you get over excited now!
• Risk Taker: Pedestrian
• Social Ease: Chameleon
• Giver/Taker: in-betweener
• Self Esteem: Mainstream
• Emotional Awareness: Expressionist

*explanation:
You should have no trouble expressing yourself sexually. It's important to you, but it doesn't overwhelm or dominate your life. You are surprisingly often ready to swing your filthy thoughts and desires into action, and when you do, you certainly make the most of the occasion.

Rhyme

The X-Ray
Seeing right inside your target gives you potentially vast flirt powers. But instead, you often put off girls by looking so deeply - just get on with it!
Although you may be skilled enough to know how to make your flirting count, you tend to make your moves as part of an overall scheme - something you've carefully considered. You need to brush up on your body language and your flirty lines - the more you practice the better. Choose a time when you're feeling particularly desirable and give it a go, you may be surprised at the results. Remember, if nothing comes of it, just keep plugging away - persistence really pays off in the flirt stakes

Rawr... i think

scojones

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The X-Ray
Seeing right inside your target gives you potentially vast flirt powers. But instead, you often put off girls by looking so deeply - just get on with it!
Although you may be skilled enough to know how to make your flirting count, you tend to make your moves as part of an overall scheme - something you've carefully considered. You need to brush up on your body language and your flirty lines - the more you practice the better. Choose a time when you're feeling particularly desirable and give it a go, you may be surprised at the results. Remember, if nothing comes of it, just keep plugging away - persistence really pays off in the flirt stakes.

mickymg2003

The Thermometer
You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime.
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

Not really me...but its an internet quiz so it MUST be true

arbeitsscheuer

Thermometer one for me as well. Dang, there sure are a lot of us who fit into that category, or so it would seem anyway.

azezil

The Thermometer
You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime... *grin*


- Swinger: You should have no trouble expressing yourself sexually. It's important to you, but it doesn't overwhelm or dominate your life... True enough

- Daredevil: You're a committed risk taker who believes, deep down, that life's not worth living without a few dangers... wouldn't agree with that, well sometimes

- Chameleon: Sometimes you feel at ease socially - but then again, you also prefer to avoid the crowds. Although you can handle it, meeting new people or being in unfamiliar surroundings may make you feel a bit uneasy... hmmm yes and no

In-betweener: Balanced, you're one of life's natural harmonisers, but you also know how and when to take things for yourself. You have a tendency to avoid conflict and to worry a little, but generally you're the very stuff of goodness - often putting yourself out for others.... oh i'm quite the giver! heh ;P

Mainstreamer: Your level of confidence is average. As a Mainstreamer, you're the sort of person who can take care of yourself in a variety of situations, though you are unlikely to be picked out as a superstar.... awww poop, i wanna be a star

Mind Mapper: Congratulations - you've got superior skills that can help you guess the likely outcome of personal expressions and interchanges. If someone's getting bored with you, you'll be onto his or her emotional cues pretty quickly, and you can adjust your own responses... True

ferdi

Thermometer

i'm hot **** baby

Time Magazine

I take after the man himself.

It usually goes something a little like this:

Do you know who I am? I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I tend to let her muse on that for a moment; then I release the big one:

I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back......

I wanna be on you.

RoundyMooney

Ron Burgundy for teh win...

<edit>: I just remembered this... When Anchormen Go Bad;

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot-right to the babymaker."

R0ot

The X-Ray
Seeing right inside your target gives you potentially vast flirt powers. But instead, you often put off girls by looking so deeply - just get on with it!
Although you may be skilled enough to know how to make your flirting count, you tend to make your moves as part of an overall scheme - something you've carefully considered. You need to brush up on your body language and your flirty lines - the more you practice the better. Choose a time when you're feeling particularly desirable and give it a go, you may be surprised at the results. Remember, if nothing comes of it, just keep plugging away - persistence really pays off in the flirt stakes.

Hmm

parasite

so ...is no one else an anaesthetic then ? <_< >_>

RoundyMooney

I'm an enema... is that good or bad?

ST*

RoundyMooney wrote:

I'm an enema... is that good or bad?

Rawr

Angry Banana wrote:

I wanna be on you.

Rawr;)

PORNAPSTER wrote:

You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily

Rawr


Does this make me a flirt? oh noes...

SouperComputer

Thermometer,

interesting as im married over a year and a half!

blu_sonic

http://www.flirtomatic.com wrote:

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The Rubber Glove
You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.

Here‘s how you rated in the following categories:


Sex Drive: Raging Hormone
Risk: Tight-rope-walker
Social Ease: Chameleon
Giver/Taker: Harmoniser
Self Esteem: Mainstreamer
Emotional Awareness: Expressionist

i suppose i'll take that

RoundyMooney

Shock_treatment wrote:

Does this make me a flirt? oh noes...

You don't flirt, dahling, you tempt us all with the possibility of what might be...

Doodee

The Thermometer

-Swinger

-Tight-rope-walker You're a moderate kind of risk-taker. Excessive or madcap stuff isn't your style, but Tightrope Walkers can take a chance when conditions feel right. When you flirt, it tends to be planned, rather than spontaneous, and your cautious approach helps you to check your wilder impulses. When you decide to chat someone up, you've reasoned that you might get lucky. Sometimes you wonder if you should take more risks, but trust your instincts - on balance, you know when to hit the accelerator and when to apply the brakes.

-Tiger You fit right into most social situations, as easily as a bee settles into a honey pot. In fact, like all Tigers you actively seek out parties and never avoid them. You're a real networker - looking to introduce others, never hesitant about being introduced to them. It doesn't matter whether you created the situation or are drawn into it - it's all the same to you. Let's not beat about the bush, you're a wild animal! And when you're really having your moment, you expect nothing less than total success. Grrrr...

-Harmoniser You are a classic harmoniser, passive and compliant. You'd rather disappear from the planet rather than face a conflict head on! If you're happy with your lot this way, then you're probably surrounded by appreciative and equally generous-hearted people. But the reverse may be true, you may see yourself as a martyr, sacrificing your self-esteem and your standards. So be careful - are you making sacrifices for others out of genuine love? Or from a desperate need for approval? Either way, your flirting powers could suffer.

-Mainstreamer

-Expressionist You have a fairly good capacity to 'read' people, paying attention to their feelings and emotions and their non-verbal behavior. As an Expressionist, you're able interpret facial expressions and identify the emotions people are displaying. You can also spot when people are showing emotions which disguise what they are actually feeling (although you might not get this right every time). You always spot the real warning signs such as anger, stress and depression - now capitalise on your skills to identify more subtle emotions.

Debbio69

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The Hot Flush
You know when it's coming - suddenly you feel red hot all over, you're trembling and excited. Stay in control of these moments and you'll be an irresistible flirt.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.


i dont know if thats a good or bad thing!!

Femelade

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The Antiseptic
You like everything perfectly in place, neat and tidy, and guys like your 'safe' qualities. But beware - sometimes you really sting, and you could be killing off some good things along with the germs.

Iago

The Rubber Glove
You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.

Sexdrive : Swinger
You should have no trouble expressing yourself sexually. It's important to you, but it doesn't overwhelm or dominate your life. You don't take offence at dirty jokes, raunchy chat, or suggestive party games. You are surprisingly often ready to swing your filthy thoughts and desires into action, and when you do, you certainly make the most of the occasion. You probably get turned on quite easily and won't mind enjoying yourself with sex toys, or relaxing with the occasional blue movie.

Risk: Daredevil
You're a committed risk taker who believes, deep down, that life's not worth living without a few dangers. In fact, your most satisfying relationships are likely to be those that involve an element of risk. But beware - those who dare do not always win. Be careful to understand this part of your makeup, or one day you may take a risk too far and it could all come to grief. Of course, like all Daredevils you're adventurous in bed - but maybe too wild for a regular lover. In your head, there's always another thrill just around the corner. There's no doubt that you're in love with risk and yourself - so watch out.

Social Ease : Tiger
You fit right into most social situations, as easily as a bee settles into a honey pot. In fact, like all Tigers you actively seek out parties and never avoid them. You're a real networker - looking to introduce others, never hesitant about being introduced to them. It doesn't matter whether you created the situation or are drawn into it - it's all the same to you. Let's not beat about the bush, you're a wild animal! And when you're really having your moment, you expect nothing less than total success. Grrrr...

Giver/Taker : Harmoniser
You are a classic harmoniser, passive and compliant. You'd rather disappear from the planet rather than face a conflict head on! If you're happy with your lot this way, then you're probably surrounded by appreciative and equally generous-hearted people. But the reverse may be true, you may see yourself as a martyr, sacrificing your self-esteem and your standards. So be careful - are you making sacrifices for others out of genuine love? Or from a desperate need for approval? Either way, your flirting powers could suffer.

Self-Esteem : Bulldozer
Others see you as a person of supreme confidence, coping with situations and rising to meet challenges. Nothing rattles you, and that's great. But what is your confidence based on? Be sure that it isn't simply good looks, money, professional status, or uncritical admirers. If it is, and you happen to be indifferent to people's opinions, there's a risk that you'll Bulldoze your way through life, hurting others along the way. You're a possible flirting megastar, but by paying a little more attention to others' needs, you could become easier and more sensitive to get along with.

Emotional Awareness: Expressionist
You have a fairly good capacity to 'read' people, paying attention to their feelings and emotions and their non-verbal behavior. As an Expressionist, you're able interpret facial expressions and identify the emotions people are displaying. You can also spot when people are showing emotions which disguise what they are actually feeling (although you might not get this right every time). You always spot the real warning signs such as anger, stress and depression - now capitalise on your skills to identify more subtle emotions.

dundalk cailin

The Antiseptic
You like everything perfectly in place, neat and tidy, and guys like your 'safe' qualities. But beware - sometimes you really sting, and you could be killing off some good things along with the germs.

Red Alert

The Rubber Glove

You're smooth, flexible and you wrap yourself around a girl's finger easily.
You're clearly an experienced flirt, and a pretty good one, too. OK, so you might not score every time you pop out for a pint of milk, but you're not scared to have a go when the moment's right. You really know when to be seductive or sensitive, how to come over as charming, how to listen, and all that tricky stuff. And when you really decide to go for it, you can put yourself into someone else's shoes, for maximum pulling power. But how well you succeed will often depend on how interested and motivated you truly are.

joejoem

The Thermometer
You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime.
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

Here‘s how you rated in the following categories:

Right...

Other people's emotional expressions are sources of information that can help you make well-informed decisions. It's all about staying alert to their instincts and getting in touch with your own - but as a classic Stone, you're not managing much of that. If you can do this more successfully, it can help you to read so-called gut feelings and mood swings, ordinary expressions and gestures, with much more clarity and meaning. Lose the Stoniness - you need to become much more emotionally aware, and work harder at interpreting facial expressions and identifying emotions.

lol....

You should have no trouble expressing yourself sexually. It's important to you, but it doesn't overwhelm or dominate your life. You don't take offence at dirty jokes, raunchy chat, or suggestive party games. You are surprisingly often ready to swing your filthy thoughts and desires into action, and when you do, you certainly make the most of the occasion. You probably get turned on quite easily and won't mind enjoying yourself with sex toys, or relaxing with the occasional blue movie.

Myself????

cruiserweight

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The X-Ray
Seeing right inside your target gives you potentially vast flirt powers. But instead, you often put off girls by looking so deeply - just get on with it!
Although you may be skilled enough to know how to make your flirting count, you tend to make your moves as part of an overall scheme - something you've carefully considered. You need to brush up on your body language and your flirty lines - the more you practice the better. Choose a time when you're feeling particularly desirable and give it a go, you may be surprised at the results. Remember, if nothing comes of it, just keep plugging away - persistence really pays off in the flirt stakes.

Sexdrive : Swinger
Risk: Daredevil
Social Ease : Chameleon
Giver/Taker : Harmoniser
Self-Esteem : Bulldozer
Emotional Awareness : Expressionist

ambro25

* Thermometer
* Swinger
* Tight-rope-walker
* Tiger
* Harmoniser
* Bulldozer
* Mind Mapper

The list reads like a Kamasutra programme

You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime. You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport.

True enough, I guess.

misswex

Your FLIRTOTYPE is:
The Stethoscope
Although you can be a little cold at first, you're flexible and reliable - and a great listener. You've got the skills, so when you care, it never takes you long to find a guy's heart.
You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way.

Here‘s how you rated in the following categories:
Routine LoverYou're not really looking for sexual novelty, fun and games, or adventure. You prefer sexual routines - chances are you're more interested in a broader relationship where sex isn't critical to your overall happiness. You believe that sex is best with caring feelings and sharing pleasures, and you're happy to keep looking for someone that agrees with that view. Aah.
Tight-rope-walkerYou're a moderate kind of risk-taker. Excessive or madcap stuff isn't your style, but Tightrope Walkers can take a chance when conditions feel right. When you flirt, it tends to be planned, rather than spontaneous, and your cautious approach helps you to check your wilder impulses. When you decide to chat someone up, you've reasoned that you might get lucky. Sometimes you wonder if you should take more risks, but trust your instincts - on balance, you know when to hit the accelerator and when to apply the brakes.
TigerYou fit right into most social situations, as easily as a bee settles into a honey pot. In fact, like all Tigers you actively seek out parties and never avoid them. You're a real networker - looking to introduce others, never hesitant about being introduced to them. It doesn't matter whether you created the situation or are drawn into it - it's all the same to you. Let's not beat about the bush, you're a wild animal! And when you're really having your moment, you expect nothing less than total success. Grrrr...
In-betweenerBalanced, you're one of life's natural harmonisers, but you also know how and when to take things for yourself. You have a tendency to avoid conflict and to worry a little, but generally you're the very stuff of goodness - often putting yourself out for others. That's great, as long as it's not pandering or sacrificing your own needs. But it's important for In-Betweeners like you to know that you can face conflict head on when you have to. You get it right most of the time, and have good skills for avoiding conflict. But no-one's going to thank you for your sacrifices and goodness of heart if your favours have simply been bullied out of you.
MainstreamerYour level of confidence is average. As a Mainstreamer, you're the sort of person who can take care of yourself in a variety of situations, though you are unlikely to be picked out as a superstar. Remember, often those who exude great confidence may in fact have little to back it up. Your emerging confidence is an asset that you should preserve. If you put your mind to it, you could paint a highly attractive self-portrait that will have everyone panting for you in no time.
ExpressionistYou have a fairly good capacity to 'read' people, paying attention to their feelings and emotions and their non-verbal behavior. As an Expressionist, you're able interpret facial expressions and identify the emotions people are displaying. You can also spot when people are showing emotions which disguise what they are actually feeling (although you might not get this right every time). You always spot the real warning signs such as anger, stress and depression - now capitalise on your skills to identify more subtle emotions.

Blisterman

Thermometer, although apparently, I'm not very good at reading other people.