Fancy yer ma

Ruu_Old

This must be an American thing is it? Like being in your friends house and drooling over their Mam. Never happened in my day.







yer ma tbh

kaimera

yore ma ftw.

or is that al's ma

blu_sonic

all my mates mas are a bit ropey looking but a few of my mates fancied my mam.

Karl Hungus

Hmm, with some of the biddies in this country, is it any wonder?

Calibos

Now this is going back nearly 20 years at this stage but an old mates ma was a bit of alright. Never told him that I fancied her though.

One day for a laugh he showed me a topless photograph of her taken on a family holiday a few years before ie. "Here have a look at this ugh, ew hahaha". I feigned disgust, "Yeah hahaha, yuck, naked mam!!"

In reality it gave me some serious horn!


Thats not the end of the story though!!

The next time I was in the house and the mate was in another room I nicked the picture for my own personal....eh....'Use' Hey I was a horny 14 year old!

Anyway it took pride of place under my mattress which was on a built in bed in a box room. One day I went to dig it out to 'have another look' and the bloody thing had slid almost through a gap in the built in bed panels with just a corner sticking out. I went to grab it and the bloody thing dropped all the way in. ARRGGGHHH!!

We moved out a few months later.

So at some time in the intervening years I am sure some new owner of that house will have decided to remove or redo the grotty built in bed and will have found a topless pic of the 25-30 year old neighbour across the road (They still live in that house) who is now 45-50, and will be wondering why the hell such a pic is in his house!

:D

jcoote

hell yeah one of the best fantasies every is your mates ma or any older (attractive) women for that matter

blu_sonic

mates sisters is where the real fantasies lye

jcoote

in fairness any woman a guy sees a regular basis is just screamin to be fantasised over

mickymg2003

My mates mam is kinda hot...i'm a sucker for blondes tho, shes in her 40's...whats wrong with me!!!

Green_Martian

Wouldn't say i have fancied my mates ma........although a few friends have good looking sisiters.............lol:D

raheny red

blu_sonic wrote:

mates sisters is where the real fantasies lye

Nah for me I would pick the mother! I'd pick a 40 year old over a 21 year old any day! :cool:

sturgo

raheny red wrote:

Nah for me I would pick the mother! I'd pick a 40 year old over a 21 year old any day! :cool:

Is that right Oedipus...

raheny red

sturgo wrote:

Is that right Oedipus...

Time Magazine

If I'm not mistaken he's referencing a character from an ancient tale who had kids with his mother and who was the subsequent inspiration for Freud's "Yore Ma" theory that males fancy their mothers from birth but fear castration from their fathers if they act out on the impulse.

Ruu_Old

raheny red wrote:

hehe here you go this will explain it

raheny red

Ruu wrote:

hehe here you go this will explain it

Yeh I just googled him and I found this

8 minute video clip involving sex and vegetables

sturgo

raheny red wrote:

Yeh I just googled him and I found this

8 minute video clip involving sex and vegetables

Yer ma posted that link already.