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Fancy yer ma

  • 25-03-2006 2:42pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭


    This must be an American thing is it? Like being in your friends house and drooling over their Mam. Never happened in my day.







    yer ma tbh :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    yore ma ftw.

    or is that al's ma ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    all my mates mas are a bit ropey looking but a few of my mates fancied my mam.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Hmm, with some of the biddies in this country, is it any wonder?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,840 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Now this is going back nearly 20 years at this stage but an old mates ma was a bit of alright. Never told him that I fancied her though.

    One day for a laugh he showed me a topless photograph of her taken on a family holiday a few years before ie. "Here have a look at this ugh, ew hahaha". I feigned disgust, "Yeah hahaha, yuck, naked mam!!"

    In reality it gave me some serious horn!


    Thats not the end of the story though!! :D

    The next time I was in the house and the mate was in another room I nicked the picture for my own personal....eh....'Use' :D Hey I was a horny 14 year old!

    Anyway it took pride of place under my mattress which was on a built in bed in a box room. One day I went to dig it out to 'have another look' and the bloody thing had slid almost through a gap in the built in bed panels with just a corner sticking out. I went to grab it and the bloody thing dropped all the way in. ARRGGGHHH!! :D

    We moved out a few months later.

    So at some time in the intervening years I am sure some new owner of that house will have decided to remove or redo the grotty built in bed and will have found a topless pic of the 25-30 year old neighbour across the road (They still live in that house) who is now 45-50, and will be wondering why the hell such a pic is in his house!

    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    hell yeah one of the best fantasies every is your mates ma or any older (attractive) women for that matter


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    mates sisters is where the real fantasies lye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    in fairness any woman a guy sees a regular basis is just screamin to be fantasised over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    My mates mam is kinda hot...i'm a sucker for blondes tho, shes in her 40's...whats wrong with me!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    Wouldn't say i have fancied my mates ma........although a few friends have good looking sisiters.............lol:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭raheny red


    blu_sonic wrote:
    mates sisters is where the real fantasies lye

    Nah for me I would pick the mother! I'd pick a 40 year old over a 21 year old any day! :cool: ;):D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 845 ✭✭✭sturgo


    raheny red wrote:
    Nah for me I would pick the mother! I'd pick a 40 year old over a 21 year old any day! :cool: ;):D

    Is that right Oedipus...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭raheny red


    sturgo wrote:
    Is that right Oedipus...

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    If I'm not mistaken he's referencing a character from an ancient tale who had kids with his mother and who was the subsequent inspiration for Freud's "Yore Ma" theory that males fancy their mothers from birth but fear castration from their fathers if they act out on the impulse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    raheny red wrote:
    :confused:

    hehe here you go this will explain it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭raheny red


    Ruu wrote:
    hehe here you go this will explain it

    Yeh I just googled him and I found this

    8 minute video clip involving sex and vegetables


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 845 ✭✭✭sturgo


    raheny red wrote:
    Yeh I just googled him and I found this

    8 minute video clip involving sex and vegetables

    Yer ma posted that link already. ;)


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