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Elara Lady

please tell me something interesting.... :rolleyes:

You're a board? Can we post on you?

Elara Lady

.....:p you could try i guess

Thomas_S_Hunterson

The orgasm of a pig can last up to 30 minutes, during which time, up to a pint of sperm can be discharged

Pighead

Interesting stats for Elara Lady:
77% of these type of threads never make it past the 1st page.
89% of todays golden generation get bored far tooe asily and expect excitement to be put on a plate for them.
72% of the girls Pighead has bedded have not come back for seconds
13% of 250 is 32.5

Elara Lady

bet you wish you where a pig....

slumped

I've just discovered a boil on my back - yummy! :eek:

Elara Lady

72% of the girls Pighead has bedded have not come back for seconds


maybe it was so good the poor things are still recovering....

Nightwish

how about, learn to spell? :rolleyes:

Archeron

the people in the office next door to ours appear to be having a sexy benny hill style party. I know this because 20 scantily clad young woman just ran around the car park at an increased speed being chased by small balding man with a stick.

Elara Lady

Nightwish wrote:

how about, learn to spell? :rolleyes:

oh good one.... :rolleyes:

petes

Archeron wrote:

the people in the office next door to ours appear to be having a sexy benny hill style party. I know this because 20 scantily clad young woman just ran around the car park at an increased speed being chased by small balding man with a stick.

Jim Bowen?

jsr

Well Im bored too so why don't you tell me something interesting? It has to be about fish. If you don't know anything, look it up. It will help you combat your bordum.;)
Il give you 5 minutes starting.............................
.................................NOW!

Oriel

Lookin' good there Nightwish Keep up the good work.

kippy

If you are "Board" go off and learn how to spell.....as well as learn some proper English,
Kippy

TheBlock

Me go learned some proper English also too....;)

Green_Martian

Archeron wrote:

the people in the office next door to ours appear to be having a sexy benny hill style party. I know this because 20 scantily clad young woman just ran around the car park at an increased speed being chased by small balding man with a stick.

LMFAO...........:D

A Benny Hill style party if only that would happen..........

Elara Lady

jsr wrote:

Well Im bored too so why don't you tell me something interesting? It has to be about fish. If you don't know anything, look it up. It will help you combat your bordum.;)
Il give you 5 minutes starting.............................
.................................NOW!

right so.... i had to fish when i was seven, (they also couldnt spell) they where called tom and jerry but they both killed themselves by jumping out of their tank and sticking to the tiles on the kitchen floor...they are buried in the garden...

that do?

Elara Lady

kippy wrote:

If you are "Board" go off and learn how to spell.....as well as learn some proper English,
Kippy

it must be soooooooo great being perfect like you..

get a grip and have some fun, its friday for gods sake

Archeron

Elara Lady wrote:

it must be soooooooo great being perfect like you..

get a grip and have some fun, its friday for gods sake

there's only one "o" in "so"

Sorry, couldnt resist that....

skywalker

Fun fact: you can either roll your tounge or you cant, there is no learning it. Go around your office & ask people whether they can do it Its bound to brighten up everyones day.

I want a Benny Hill party! any chance of taking it on the road?

jsr

Those poor illiterate fish.:( They died and never knew the joy of post on boards picking at the spelling of others. What a tragic story. But then again fish have small arses and may not have been able to fit their heads up there unlike some boardies!:D

Archeron

skywalker wrote:

Fun fact: you can either roll your tounge or you cant, there is no learning it. Go around your office & ask people whether they can do it Its bound to brighten up everyones day.

I want a Benny Hill party! any chance of taking it on the road?

I've emailed FM104 and asked for a lend of their big black bendy fun bus. Theres no point going on the road with a benny hill party unless you can do it in style, and you can do it in a vehicle that will blast the theme tune out at head shatteringly loud levels. Imagine being woken by THAT at 4 in the morning.

Green_Martian

Lol looks like the grammar Police are out in force today...........:p

pbsuxok1znja4r

Nightwish wrote:

how about, learn to spell? :rolleyes:

C'mon ya gotta appreciate the punnage!

Archeron

scouser.tommy wrote:

C'mon ya gotta appreciate the punnage!

is a punnage one of those little single serving containers of jam that you get with your scone or is that a punnet?

Green_Martian

I thought a Punnet was something you got your Strawberries in????:p

pbsuxok1znja4r

Archeron wrote:

is a punnage one of those little single serving containers of jam that you get with your scone or is that a punnet?

It's whatever you want it to be, baby

skywalker

Archeron wrote:

I've emailed FM104 and asked for a lend of their big black bendy fun bus. Theres no point going on the road with a benny hill party unless you can do it in style, and you can do it in a vehicle that will blast the theme tune out at head shatteringly loud levels. Imagine being woken by THAT at 4 in the morning.

I like it buddy, just remember Im first in line.

Green_Martian

I would also like to be on the Bus...........it would be brilliant.......lol

Elara Lady

Elara Lady wrote:

right so.... i had to fish when i was seven, (they also couldnt spell)

You were made to go fishing when you were seven by people who were very bad at spelling? How shocking.

joe_chicken

Elara Lady wrote:

right so.... i had to fish when i was seven, (they also couldnt spell) they where called tom and jerry but they both killed themselves by jumping out of their tank and sticking to the tiles on the kitchen floor...they are buried in the garden...

that do?

They must have had enough of your spelling....



sorry... i couldnt help myself, happy friday everyone

Green_Martian

Maybe they thought they were flying Fish and then remembered they couldn't...lol:D

aidan_walsh

help...im board

It can't be easy being a plank.

aidan_walsh

aidan_walsh wrote:

It can't be easy being a plank.

You win.

BossArky

Leave the poor girl alone

Archeron

bluewolf wrote:

You were made to go fishing when you were seven by people who were very bad at spelling? How shocking.

I once kept little mini-frogs as pets in a tank with no lid in the living room. One jumped out and got squished when someone stood on him, and the other (probably out of lonliness) jumped out and landed in a cup of scaldy hot tea. True story. In hindsight, a lid would have been a good idea. I hate to say it though, but it really made me chuckle whne it happenend. Now I just think it was heartless to laugh at their amphibian beverage related agony

Note: I do not condone cruelty to frogs.I was only a kid and you all know you've all done worse. Much worse......

jsr

Archeron wrote:

I once kept little mini-frogs as pets in a tank with no lid in the living room. One jumped out and got squished when someone stood on him, and the other (probably out of lonliness) jumped out and landed in a cup of scaldy hot tea...

LOL That is so strange it has to be true. How long did you have 'em for? are we talkin bout hours, weeks what? I would pay good yomps to see the face of the tea drinker right at the moment of "plop" (which everyone knows is the sound a mini frogs when diving into hot tea, proven fact that is!)

Green_Martian

Speaking of Fish.......
My little cousin, when he was about 5, was found with a "White Fish" in his hand. When he was asked why he squeezed the fish to death he replied "When i stuck my hand in the blow the Fish bit me"..............LMAO:D

The other fish in the tank he decided to drown him, by dragging him backwards...........mmmmmmmmm i think i remember a study saying that if you killed pets when you are a child there is a high % that you will become a Murder...........i could be wrong........... i hope so lol.........:D

Archeron

Green_Martian wrote:

Speaking of Fish.......
My little cousin, when he was about 5, was found with a "White Fish" in his hand. When he was asked why he squeezed the fish to death he replied "When i stuck my hand in the blow the Fish bit me"..............LMAO:D

The other fish in the tank he decided to drown him, by dragging him backwards...........mmmmmmmmm i think i remember a study saying that if you killed pets when you are a child there is a high % that you will become a Murder...........i could be wrong........... i hope so lol.........:D

Well I'm safe then, I didnt kill them, they killed themselves. I just laughed a bit. Does that say anything about a person I wonder? There is no sound like the plop of a small frog landing in hot tea. (theres a sentence you dont get to say often enough). Speaking of which, have you ever seen 3 chinese people on one ladder? I just did, and that kind of struck me as slightly odd too. They all had tools and they were all working away busy as you like at different levels of the building! Class. Not like us Irish, one on the ladder, one holding it, and one in Spar getting breakfast rolls and tea for breaktime.

BossArky

Archeron wrote:

One jumped out and got squished when someone stood on him, and the other (probably out of lonliness) jumped out and landed in a cup of scaldy hot tea. True story. In hindsight, a lid would have been a good idea. I hate to say it though, but it really made me chuckle whne it happenend.

Almost choked on my tea reading that!!