have you ever messed yourself?

ferdi

as an adult or youth, not a child, have you ever had an accident?
ever wee your pants?
ever cack your cacks?
i was about 12 the last time it happened...i was skiing and the instructor wouldnt stop and i was too shy to say much in those days so i ended up pissing myself:(



i know this is a nasty, immature thread but i'm just trying to get some funny stories:rolleyes:

Kinetic^

Em no I haven't but one of my mates did while he was starkers on his bed, poor lad didn't realise we seen it - the bed was drenched. He was absolutely off his tree on drink, had to go to bed at about 11pm.

The following day we all turned up to a private exam results party with "Huggies Pull-ups" on our heads. The look on his face was classic.

BoozyBabe

Ok, enough of ye have read it now!!!

The rest, you'll just have to do without knowing!!!

simu

Do we really need to discuss this, people?!

ferdi

no we dont.
same way we dont need to discuss anything thats posted in after hours.
ban me or close the tread, i couldnt give a ****e.

simu

I'm not a mod here - just an interfering busybody! :-p

Archeron

ferdi wrote:

no we dont.
same way we dont need to discuss anything thats posted in after hours.
ban me or close the tread, i couldnt give a ****e.

shouldnt that be "ban me, close the thread, I had a ****e (all over myself)"

Tar.Aldarion

Luckily, I have never had the experience.

ferdi

Archeron wrote:

shouldnt that be "ban me, close the thread, I had a ****e (all over myself)"

you should post that on the 'Humour' board, they'll probably make it a sticky.

IMO I shat myself when I read this topic FYI TBH FFS

Nalz

have I ever messed myself?

eh no I dont think so,

now yeah glad I told ya that, eh?

are ya glad ya know that, eh?

I just made your day now havent I....

what a brillant question...well done boss

ferdi

Trilla wrote:

have I ever messed myself?

eh no I dont think so,

now yeah glad I told ya that, eh?

are ya glad ya know that, eh?

I just made your day now havent I....

what a brillant question...well done boss

relax buddy, its only a laugh.

monkeyfudge

Have a look at this site for many tales of the smear:

http://www.disappointment.com/smear/index.htm

ferdi

i wasnt looking to get my kicks out this thread, jesus, someone close this.

Dave!

What a fun bunch, eh?

I am posting in a pants shítting topic while myself shítting my pants.

Isn't it ironic don't you think?

biko

Crap topic tbh

Rockee

ferdi wrote:

as an adult or youth, not a child, have you ever had an accident?
ever wee your pants?
ever cack your cacks?
i was about 12 the last time it happened...i was skiing and the instructor wouldnt stop and i was too shy to say much in those days so i ended up pissing myself:(



i know this is a nasty, immature thread but i'm just trying to get some funny stories:rolleyes:

Nah its not an immature thread cos adults do actually 'have accidents!' Not that I can remember since hitting the 18 mark have I had said accident....maybe when I was 15 about to do my Junior Cert but thats about it!

netwhizkid

After Hours has hit another new low.

I can remember being 6 and in Senior Infants and peeing in myself, I remember I spilt my Ribena down myself then to limit the damage and make it look like I did not piss myself. Not bad for 6ys! Never crapped myself thank goodness.

cournioni

I pooped on the floor once.

nesf

Ahh so your name uses whiz in the literal slang sense. It all makes sense now.

connundrum

There were a couple of guys in college who thought it was a great laugh to get bolloxed, and then shiit in people's wardrobes/kitchen drawers/sinks etc.. I was never a victim, I was merely sent the evidence via MMS

A couple of weeks into the summer of 2004 one of these guys was at a house party, got bolloxed again, but forgot about the master plan. As it turned out, he shiit himself, pissed himself and probably got sick on himself - no one would go near him to actually find out. Finally other people decided something had to be done so they threw him fully clothed into the shower and left him there till the hot water ran out.. then he was sent on his merry way.

What goes around comes around eh :rolleyes:

Green_Martian

Would have to say NO i haven't..........

Where do these threads come from????????????

Sangre

Thanks for reminding me of our little discussion ferdi...

gaf1983

Nasz program jednodniowych wycieczek z przewodnikiem jest pelny i atrakcyjny tak dla miejscowych, jak i dla gosci.

mountainyman

A few years ago I was working as a bike courier and had a parcel to deliver to an the old Anne Street gallery. It was legal documents to get signed at the gallery and then take over to some lawyers (pre internet eh?).

While I was waiting I had my first cup of coffee and cigarette of the day. Do any of you know that feeling?

With my stomach spasming I asked the harried administrator where the loo was. She pointed vaguely to the left. I ran into a bizarre loo just a series of toilets with no partitions.

Needs must and I sat down and did what I had to do.

While I was sitting there another door opened and Hilary Pyle (then art critic at the Irish Times) walked in.

'Good Lord MountainMan' she exclaimed 'I thought this exhibit wasn't opened yet.'
'Exhibit?'
I replied looking around for the nonexistent chain pull...

MM

raheny red

mountainyman wrote:

A few years ago I was working as a bike courier and had a parcel to deliver to an the old Anne Street gallery. It was legal documents to get signed at the gallery and then take over to some lawyers (pre internet eh?).

While I was waiting I had my first cup of coffee and cigarette of the day. Do any of you know that feeling?

With my stomach spasming I asked the harried administrator where the loo was. She pointed vaguely to the left. I ran into a bizarre loo just a series of toilets with no partitions.

Needs must and I sat down and did what I had to do.

While I was sitting there another door opened and Hilary Pyle (then art critic at the Irish Times) walked in.

'Good Lord MountainMan' she exclaimed 'I thought this exhibit wasn't opened yet.'
'Exhibit?'
I replied looking around for the nonexistent chain pull...

MM

Is there a POTM comp. on this forum - brilliant

petes

netwhizkid wrote:

peeing in myself

How does that work?

mountainyman

raheny red wrote:

Is there a POTM comp. on this forum - brilliant

I am glad you liked it what is a potm comp?

MM

riptide

A party trick we used to have in college.... if someone passes out in a house party, we would procure some chocolate.. preferably a snickers and put it down the back of the guys pants while he snoozed... The chocolate would melt nicely and he would eventually wake up... look around... go very white and coyly reach.... then examine hands... and move quitely off to the bathroom... good laugh though!!

pyramuid man

Sounds like someone has a fetish!!!!

azezil

Yeah wet my pants once while exceedingly drunk and couldn't get to a toilet in time >_<