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French brothel

Oriel · 2006-03-22 10:10:00

I may as well get this in before I'm banned or something. Paddy's from Cork, he takes a weeks holiday to Paris by himself. He goes into the finest brothel in town and slaps down €1000 and says "Gimmie your ugliest girl and a bacon sandwich please!" The madamme replies "Sir, for that money you could have the finest girl we…

22-03-2006 10:10am

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Oriel

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I may as well get this in before I'm banned or something.

Paddy's from Cork, he takes a weeks holiday to Paris by himself. He goes into the finest brothel in town and slaps down €1000 and says
"Gimmie your ugliest girl and a bacon sandwich please!"
The madamme replies "Sir, for that money you could have the finest girl we have, and a three course meal!".
Paddy replies "You don't understand, I'm feeling homesick."

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#2 22-03-2006 10:19am

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Wow, that's about as funny as cancer.

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#3 22-03-2006 10:31am

Oriel

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From Cork by any chance?

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#4 22-03-2006 10:33am

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That's not funny.

And no, I'm not from cork

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#5 22-03-2006 11:15am

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How's that supposed to be funny?

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#6 22-03-2006 12:14pm

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Meh...twas alright.

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#7 22-03-2006 8:54pm

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haha that was funny whats wrong with ye?

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#8 22-03-2006 8:56pm

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Not too bad in fairness ....

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#9 22-03-2006 10:28pm

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/writes down apparent price of hoors.

"I'll be back later lads"

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#10 23-03-2006 12:35am

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...i think i threw up in my mouth a little.....BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD! YES!!!!!! ZIINNNGGG!!!!

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#11 23-03-2006 12:44am

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#12 23-03-2006 12:47am

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nul points tbh

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