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The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

  • 16-03-2006 7:29pm
    #1
    shannonxx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    Sorry in advance if this has been posted before:o


    The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



    BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Pinnochio,

    Libero,

    Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango,

    Cheerio, Subbuteo,

    Scenario, Fellatio,

    Portfolio,

    SUBS:

    Placebo
    Porno
    Polio
    Banjo
    Brasso
    Stereo (L)
    Stereo (r)
    Hydrochlorofluoro
    Aristotle
    Computersezno


    YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Itch,

    Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,

    Hic, Sic, Spic , Pric,

    Digaditch, Fallinaditch,

    Horseraditch,

    SUBS:

    Mowapitch
    Letsgetrich
    Shagabitch


    RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Whodyanicabolicov,

    Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov,

    Slalomsky, Downhillsky,

    Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev,

    ****ov, Taykitov,

    SUBS:

    Rubitov
    Gechakitov
    Sodov
    Pastryshev
    Najinsky
    Ivorripabollockov




    ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Chatanoogaciouciou,

    Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou,

    Busqueue, Snookercu,

    Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou,

    I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi,

    SUBS:

    U
    NonU
    ManU
    Stuffyiou
    Lee Kwan Yu



    DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Toomanigoalssen,

    Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen,

    Firstsson, Seccondsson,

    Thirdsson,

    Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen,

    Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen,

    SUBS:

    Howmanygoalsisthatssen
    Finallygaveupcountinssen
    Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
    Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




    ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Baloni,

    Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli,

    Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani,

    Legslikejelli, Havabenni,

    Wobblijelli , Spendapenni,

    SUBS:

    Cantthinkofani!!!

    Buggermi




    MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    San Francisco,

    Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly,

    Manuel Gearbox,

    Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon Sombrero,

    Chihuahua, Jose,

    SUBS:

    Jesus Maria Don Key
    Burrito
    Speedy Gonzalez
    Tequila
    Caramba


    DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

    Kenning van Hire,

    Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard Van Erealdizeez,

    Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors,

    Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe,

    SUBS:

    Van Iller
    Van Ishincreme
    Van Morrison


    Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

    There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

    The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.


Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    shannonxx wrote:
    The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
    Lollers :D


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