Naked Mop Man in Charlesland Wood

FirstIn

I have seen it all now, literally. One of my neighbours, (to the back of my house - I am in the 38 - 58 row ,estimated house numbers) is very prone to walking about his house in differing states of undress. So what I hear you say.

Well this morning I had the displeasure of seeing the twit collecting a mop from outside his back door in the raw! My daffodils have been doing quite well and I wanted to check up on them, the wind was a worry you see. So there I was looking out my window when I see this milky white fat naked man with a mop. Not something one wants to see at any time let alone first thing on a Monday Morning.

If you are the Naked Mop Man I say " NAKED MOP MAN PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOUR SICKO, THE GOOD PEOPLE OF CHARLESLAND DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR FAT ASS".

My thinking is he is probably from Bray - of all places.

Valmont

Well pretty much everyone that lives in Charlesland is from out of Greystones, it's a new development.

mike65

Ah but if he were a hot 30 something who looked like a desperate housewife.

...Mike.

ps fine thread title btw.

Indeed a contender here for the thread of the day

FirstIn

Indeed, if he were a she and looked like one of those fit desperate housewives I would probably not be shouting out my window at her. Well I might be shouting but it would be something like "need a hand with your domestic chores?". But no such luck.

As for the Naked Mop Man being from Greystones I think this is unlikely. It is correctly pointed out many people here are indeed natives, (I for one have lived in Greystones all my life) and I can say that the N.M.M is not someone I recognise.

FirstIn

Sorry, I misread the reply from Valmont (I'll blame this on thinking of naked Desperate Housewives while reading it!) which says that must folk here are from out of town, I think that it could be a close call.

birdwatcher

Two words:

Camera
Internet

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Name, frame and shame him\

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Do_nal

Or else sneak into his house when hes not there, paint everything thats white black, everything thats black white, and change all the furniture the wrong way round. I hate it when people do that!!

The Yipper

Nice one Do_nal.
....do you have any idea where we could get the paint at wholesale prices????

Maybe we could just steal his mop, or leave him some old clothes on his doorstep with a note.

Hagar

On the positive side, your daffodils are doing quite well...

The Yipper

Daffodils....Hmmmmmmmmm!!

O..........................K!
Yes! and my geraniums are coming along nicely too.
Wink! Nudge!:rolleyes:

Charlie-Bravo

Will we allow this man some credit for even thinking about doing some housework?! Jeez, I sound like a woman! I'm sure everyone likes to roam their house somewhat undressed but let's think about this... We men do not multi-task. If a guy were to be in his house, partially naked mind you, and sees that a mop requires bringing into the house (to do some housework); it is unlikely that it occurred to him that he is dressed in a way than is deemed unsuitable for the private rear garden which may overlooked by curtain-twitchers. The point I am making is that we cannot process two bits of information at the same time and therefore a neighbour gets offended. From what I read from FirstIn, this is a once-off event. Then again, this might not be the only outside exposure but the first in a series. I don't believe this thread will be closed any time soon!

FirstIn

"A curtain twitcher", well I never. In all my years of pulling back curtains just enough to afford a glimpse of my neighbours I have never been called a "curtain twitcher". A peeping tom yes, a nosey neighbour most definitely but a curtain twitcher NO. Oh what a scurrilous remark.

Charlie-Bravo

Well, a peeping tom eh? Have you seen anything nice since living in Charlesland!? As for being a nosey neighbour...do you have any gossip for us besides the fact that naked mop man has a fat ass?!

The Yipper

Have binoculars...will travel.

Details of subscriptions please???

I can just see the headlines now:

"Perv peepers in Charlesland development shocker"

Excellent..I'll be famous at last