The Scraggs Rumor Mill

Riamfada · 13-03-2006 8:03pm #1

I heard that Scraggs made love to a pony

arbeitsscheuer · 13-03-2006 8:07pm

I heard that you just nicked my fcuking idea, you unoriginal b*stard...:rolleyes:

Scraggs · 13-03-2006 8:08pm

I heard Scraggs has had both Chuck Norris and the Hoff

Riamfada · 13-03-2006 8:08pm

well tbh i didnt know it was your idea so if you want i'll delete it and you can repost it. See what happenes when a woman gets involved, Seb gets childish :rolleyes: Why dont you call me a coppycat. Go on, you know you wana

I heard Scraggs made seb get mad at grimes . The Bitch

Scraggs · 13-03-2006 8:11pm

I heard Scraggs is delighted this thread hasnt caught on...

Font22 · 13-03-2006 8:14pm

i heard scraggs may have spoken too soon!!

i prob shudnt encourage it however! sorry scraggs!!!

anonymous_joe · 13-03-2006 8:19pm

Bumpity bump...

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 8:23pm

In the early 80's, in the days pre-Viagra, Scraggs was involved in Pfizer experiments on similar drugs. One such drug was packaged in a small cubic box with Scraggs winking or pouting suggestively on each of the six sides. Although the boxes were empty, the drugs enjoyed a 100% success rate.

Blush_01 · 13-03-2006 8:29pm

I heard that rumour was spelled with two "u"s outside America.

13-03-2006 8:34pm

I heard that I came up with this idea, but *gun clicks* I heard wrong.

Grimes[whispers]: "Now say it.........."

Ari: "But I don't wanna......"

Grimes:"SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ari:"Ok ok. I think George Bush is a fine human being, and I applaud his attempts to make this world a better place, and his large contribtion to word peace. Keep up the good work George. Keep it up."

I heard Scraggs is a big fan of Dharma and Greg. That's right. I went there.

tintinr35 · 13-03-2006 8:39pm

i heard scraggs is Dharma

13-03-2006 8:41pm

I heard I slept with your mother last night. I didn't just hear it. I intercoursed it.

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 8:42pm

I heard Scraggs tempted Ellen out of the closet.

tintinr35 · 13-03-2006 8:45pm

Deleted User wrote:

I heard I slept with your mother last night. I didn't just hear it. I intercoursed it.

Aristotle i heard thats Personal abuse!!

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 8:46pm

tintinr35 wrote:

Aristotle i heard thats Personal abuse!!

I heard it can't be personal abuse if it's not addressed to anyone in particular.

tintinr35 · 13-03-2006 8:52pm

i heard that its pretty fcuking obvious who it was addressed to!

Blush_01 · 13-03-2006 8:55pm

I heard that this should get back on topic. The poor girl's head is going to implode in a minute!

*edit* I also heard that the new series of Scrubs starts on RTE 2 at 9, so I'm (as they say in 10 Things I Hate About You) outtie!*/edit*

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 8:57pm

and I heard 'em say
nothing's ever promised tomorrow today, uh
and I heard 'em say
nothing's ever promised tomorrow today,
nothing lasts forever but be honest, babe
it hurts but it might be the only way

OK, now that I've gotten that out of my system, back on topic...

Seriously, does anyone know what they need to put into a Tierney extension? There's so much room inside the main hall that they could use first.

**edit: wait a minute, that's off-topic!

I heard Scraggs actually devised the plot of The Da Vinci Code.

13-03-2006 8:58pm

tintinr35 wrote:

i heard that its pretty fcuking obvious who it was addressed to!

I heard that I was quoting a line from a very funny episode of Dharma and Greg. Do you dare prove that I'm wrong? DO YOU?!*

*I'm not even drunk.

arbeitsscheuer · 13-03-2006 8:59pm

singingstranger wrote:

Seriously, does anyone know what they need to put into a Tierney extension? There's so much room inside the main hall that they could use first.

Other thread mate...

FFS Graham...

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 9:01pm

I heard Seb can only be soothed from his Graham-induced rage by Scraggs.

Mr.Nice Guy · 13-03-2006 9:14pm

I heard they shaved Scraggs.

pretty*monster · 13-03-2006 9:23pm

I heard Scraggs is the only person who's ever intentionally listened to Belfield fm's The Otherside

arbeitsscheuer · 13-03-2006 9:23pm

I heard that they're gonna break Scraggs's's's's's jaw in the summer, and SHE'S GOING TO PAY THEM TO DO IT, THE MENTALIST!

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 9:26pm

I heard that Scraggs has a sly €5 bet, each-way, on Carlow to win the Leinster MFC this year.

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 9:32pm

pretty*monster wrote:

I heard Scraggs is the only person who's ever intentionally listened to Belfield fm's The Otherside

I heard that Scraggs has been creatively editing the podcasts and slicing Graham's voice to create an exclusive boards.ie Grimes soundboard.

Mr.Nice Guy · 13-03-2006 9:41pm

I heard that Scraggs can beat both Superman and The Flash in a race but she won't do it 'cos she doesn't want to hurt their feelings.

singingstranger · 13-03-2006 9:48pm

I heard that Scraggs can touch MC Hammer.

Chinafoot · 14-03-2006 12:57am

I heard that Scraggs was secretly delighted when the big bad moderator came and ruined everyones fun.

Clickity click kiddies.

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