What is going on beside the lake?

breadmonkey

I'm referring to the hoarding that has recently been erected around the place that Belfield FM used to be based. Anyone?

Scraggs

Extension to michael tierney building

arbeitsscheuer

Dammit she beat me to it... Yep, extension to Admin. Why?

Fcuk knows.

breadmonkey

Ah Jesus, that's rediculous! Why must they clog all open spaces?

Scraggs

For magical admin reasons that only admins know about... and if a non-admin person ever finds out they will be killed...so its best not to talk about it really

arbeitsscheuer

Can we use this thread as a viscious rumour-mill on the subject?

I heard they need an open space so that they can sacrifice unwitting firsties to the God of Admin; Adminius Tierniem.

Mr.Nice Guy

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

arbeitsscheuer

I heard that the US is bowing to political pressure from the UN and is closing it's torture - sorry, "detainment" - centre at Guantanomo, and now needs a concentration camp - sorry, "enclosed facility" - to house it's kidnapped hostages - sorry, "Terrorist suspects".... So Hugh decided to help our American cousins...

What a nice fella.

Scraggs

I heard its a 'Spice Girls' baby cloning lab.

Samos

SebtheBum wrote:

Can we use this thread as a viscious rumour-mill on the subject?

Haven't we done this already? And by 'we' I mean 'you'...

I heard they're making new episodes of Futurama in there.

I also heard Scraggs goes both ways.

Scraggs

I heard Aristotle is really an iguana... and the new admin place is a testing lab for him

arbeitsscheuer

I heard that it's gonna be a mini-colliseum for Gladiatorial combat, as part of a new University drive to attract more students to the Classics courses...

I also heard that Samos will be the first thrown to the lions!:p

Mr.Nice Guy

I heard it's to hide WMDs from the Americans.

I also heard Scraggs is a nun.

Riamfada

I heard its where they are going to bring trainloads of undesirables to preform for Hugh Brady under his window before he gasses them if hes displeased with their meagle wranglings. Or its a new helipad for his HH65-Dauphin

Riamfada

Blush_01 wrote:

Back it up there a minute - Scraggs can walk backwards as well as forwards?

Wow.

Scraggs usually does most of her daily business on her back:D

Blush_01

Back it up there a minute - Scraggs can walk backwards as well as forwards?

Wow.

Scraggs

I heard its a lab to work on MNG and Aristotle teaching them to think before they speak and blow my cover.

I heard that its a new library for Brady's porno stash

arbeitsscheuer

I heard that breadmonkey is actually Hugh Brady and he's posting this spurious query on our forums to make sure that not one among us has yet discovered the extent of his plans for world domination!!! *thunder and lightning, maybe some faux-scary strings and percussion*

...And if any of us has, well...

He'll just throw us in the bottomless hole he's digging next to the lake.

Samos

SebtheBum wrote:

I heard that it's gonna be a mini-colliseum for Gladiatorial combat, as part of a new University drive to attract more students to the Classics courses...

I also heard that Samos will be the first thrown to the lions!:p

You just try it!

/points to avatar
As a vicious tiger (albeit a fictional stuffed one), I could mate with the lioness and produce a super-breed liger, which would upon birth promptly devour Seb's ass (because a bum is all he is...)!

singingstranger

Deleted User wrote:

I heard they're making new episodes of Futurama in there.

Marry me.

anonymous_joe

Samos wrote:

You just try it!

/points to avatar
As a vicious tiger (albeit a fictional stuffed one), I could mate with the lioness and produce a super-breed liger, which would upon birth promptly devour Seb's ass (because a bum is all he is...)!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigron

:eek:

Scraggs

I heard its Singingstrangers and Aristotles new love den.

singingstranger

singingstranger wrote:

Marry me.

How much money you got?

singingstranger

Deleted User wrote:

How much money you got?

I ain't sayin' he's a golddigger, uh...

tintinr35

i heard that its an extention to the admin building!

That's the dumbest rumour I've heard yet. Why would they make an extension to the Admin building?! It's already full of useless slacks! If you're gonna make something up, at least make it realistic. Jeez!

Mr.Nice Guy

I heard it's raining outside.

Umaro

I heard they're making a miniature version of UCD there out of Legos. On the last day of term the guy who plays Bela in Fair City will be hired to dress up as Godzilla and go on a rampage in it to remind students that money can be used for good.. as well as evil.

Scraggs

wow now thats what i'd like my fees to got to!

boneless

My mammy told me not to listen to rumours. Or Tusk. In fact, not to listen to Fleetwood Mac post Peter Green.

GuanYin

SebtheBum wrote:

Dammit she beat me to it... Yep, extension to Admin. Why?

Fcuk knows.

Research Administration section. New Graduate school programmes and the like.

Samos

anonymous_joe wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigron

:eek:

Yup, I didn't do my research... don't read anything into that now!

Anyway, I heard that they will paint the original building in alternating blue and white to complement that new extension...

upmeath

i heard they're letting the dharma foundation build a concrete bunker/living quarters (a colony of merville) in a manhole down there, then they're gonna put a "special" computer in it and see if there are any arts students willing to push a button every 108 minutes just to save the water tower from being conquered by zoids...
that ought to get campus tv back on its feet