Yo Mamma...

Chopperdog

This isn't the best I've heard lately but this forum has been very quiet today,
so here goes.....:p


Nothing personal, but I just had to post it....

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating
disease,the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw
her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture continued
on other side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot
dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four
sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to
get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get
a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to
take his word for it.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a
welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to
miss her, and ran out of petrol.

Hagar

Brilliant, just brilliant.

GLaDOS

Pretty good

How bout:

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

or slightly more intellectual

Yo Mama's So Fat....she makes morbidly obese a Euphemism ......:p

biko

Chopperdog wrote:

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating disease,the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

My favourite. Very good!