How you know you play too much...

Nalced_irl

Was just talking to one of my friends about getting Daxwax out of your hair (weird subject i know) but i told him the best way is to put shampoo in preflop, instead of beforehand when washing! Dont think he even noticed

Youngza

If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your wet dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts.

JTheViper

Youngza wrote:

If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your wet dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts.

Priceless!!!

Rnger

When I see 5 figured car reg's, I think what the nuts would be

ChipLdr

When i read it at first i thought there's nothing wrong with that reply and then after rereading i went oh......

You know you play too much when you're out at a restaurant with your girlfriend and after the meal is finished you check into her

MrPillowTalk

A lounge girl in the local spills a pint all over a mate of mine, my immediate reaction "ooh tough beat"

roryc

whenever I'm paying for food or whatever in coins, I sometimes find myself stacking the coins on top of one another and confidently pushing them (all in!) across the counter...

cardshark202

Whenever I'm at home watching tv I will often find myself declaring: "raise" for no reason, even if there are other people in the room.

roryc

whenever I'm paying for food or whatever in coins, I sometimes find myself stacking the coins on top of one another and confidently pushing them (all in!) across the counter...

pokypoky

just finished off my dinner and was asked if i was full. I said, "yep full as a house"

shoutman

roryc wrote:

whenever I'm paying for food or whatever in coins, I sometimes find myself stacking the coins on top of one another and confidently pushing them (all in!) across the counter...

Ditto.

also find myself saying call you on that one, when agreeing to something.