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Temptation

  • 06-03-2006 1:47pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭


    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
    so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
    girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
    very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
    skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
    else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
    soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
    couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock
    as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
    door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
    towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
    you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family.

    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭odarallo


    Been posted about 500 times at this stage...

    Think it is getting a tad old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭tosh_thedude


    didnt see it, sorry! :rolleyes:


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