random first word limerick/poem game...

*Lolly*

Just had a new idea for a poemy/Limerick type thread...
Someone posts up a word and the next person to post has to make up a limerick/poem Starting with/including that word..
Since im the first on here Ill start! lol::::

Hmm random word is...
Lolly!!

My Nic name is lolly like the tasty sweet on a stick,
Im not to bright or clever so i shall make this so quick,
Im an english gal-o born and bred,
But now i live in ireland in a house with a shed,
But i really dont know if anyone will reply to this thread,
So please if you love me have some compassion,
Post up on here, and share with me my passion

Lol disasterous.

Ermm the word for the next person is.........
Hmm Clock...

*Lolly*

ah well.. cant blame a gyal for trying ....................

Lothaar

There was a young man from Limerick,
Who tried to make up a Limerick.
Not a word could he rhyme,
Nor phrase could he coin,
So he ended his Limerick with Limerick.

It's not about clocks, but I thought I'd post it anyway.

*Lolly*

Lol hehe

shnody

:eek: R U REALLY THIS SAD OR HAVE U ACTUALLY GOT A LIFE??

*Lolly*

shnody wrote:

:eek: R U REALLY THIS SAD OR HAVE U ACTUALLY GOT A LIFE??

Im actually very happy at the moment - lucky for you
And NO

I do not have a life....
Why do you think im on here you brainless dickhead?

Love as always,

*Lolly*;)

EDIT: Can you actually talk full english with out using abbreviations for EVERY word?

There once was a man who bought a clock
Oh, he thought, what a pot 'o' lock (ok, i cant think of anything ..)
He hung it on his wall,
Sat down and suddenly did he fall,
Down a shaft that was unusally tall.
And that is the end of the story
of why you should hang a clock with alot of worry.

Lame. I know.

Next word is tree

Sarky

Any more personal abuse and I'll be very annoyed at shnody and *Lolly*. Shut up, both of you, if you can't be civil.

I'll give this thread a chance. Play nice.

*Lolly*

I apologise, didnt mean to offend anyone but it just gets my goat big time when small minded people like the guy above think its necessary to jump into the nearest forum and throw personal comments just because poetry in this case, isnt his kinda thing.

But thanks for the chance

Sarky

I said stop the insults. Last warning.

*Lolly*

there once was a baboon,
who thought he could fly to the moon,
He jumped up a tree,
flapped his wings in glee,
but came crashing back to to soon



Tut...

,
Next word...

japan

There once was a man from Nantucket .. ah.. someone was bound to do it eventually.

Meet Jimmy McGee,
He is far taller than me
He went on a holiday
the old fashioned way
Hopped in a pan
and sailed all the way to Japan.

Yeah.. that sucked.

Teabag

*Lolly*

There once was a miserable old bag,
who thought of life nothing but a drag,
she cursed on the name of god above,
Then he zapped her into a tea bag