We Need Another Glory Hole....

DrIndy

.....Thread!

The last one was bloody hilarious and just revisited it on ApeX's links.

We need to get another one cooking!

Sandals

No problem, sure I started the other one, better wait until I come home DRUNK tomorrow night though!

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

DrIndy wrote:

.....Thread!

The last one was bloody hilarious and just revisited it on ApeX's links.

We need to get another one cooking!

...just because someone has a week off work! the rest of us are busy students and don't have time for such flippantry! Anyway, must go, Bargain Hunt is about to start.

snorlax

I learned today all about about scrotum supports ...

foxybrowne

ah yes, d'aul cock sling, one of lifes little comforts.

wheresthebeef

scrotum supports are horrible. i had a patient with twisted testicles, and after surgery he had to wear one. it was excrutiating putting it on, worse taking it off, and even worse putting it back on again. He was F*cking and blinding and grabbing onto the bed bars while we were adjusting it.

supposedly this twisted testicle lark is quite common

Boston

wheresthebeef wrote:

supposedly this twisted testicle lark is quite common

it is, I went to school with about 45 other lads in my year. It happened to three of them. One lost a testical.

John

This is far grimmer than the glory hole thread. That was all about love and treating the male member nicely, all this twisting is making me feel funny.

europerson

John2 wrote:

all this twisting is making me feel funny.

Me too, especially after reading this.

wheresthebeef

Testicular Torsion, thats the name of the twisty ball thing alright. I couldn't think of it. Believe me though, the cure is as bad as the disease. This guys scrotum sack was literally cleaved open from top to bottom, and then sown up. It was unbelievably horrible for both me and the patient.

John

Please stop. Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!

wheresthebeef

Torsion, Torsion, TORSION!!!

Thirdfox

Pics of the supporting device? (Not of the twisted testicle(s))

Thirdfox

quote from Wikipaedia:

"Dizziness and nausea are often present when there is an absence of blood supply to the testicle."

--- so it is true! Men's brains are in their scrotums

snorlax

the ones we we're making we're for patients undergoing chemo, and their genitals swelling, sometimes to mellon size so they need support (normally in the terminal stages of cancer).

it's basically a belt and a circular pouch..

wheresthebeef

thats not nice at all. i suppose the guy i saw was lucky in comparison to what snorlax is talking about.

Nietzschean

snorlax

no not a kitten :eek: Ian!

ApeXaviour

Yeah Ian stop masturbating.

Nietzschean

ApeXaviour wrote:

Yeah Ian stop masturbating.

Hahaha, no.

John

I don't like cats. Infer from that what you will

Pet

John Kealy masturbates.......sometimes.

How can you not like kittens? They're universally cute.

Agent Smith

they deserve to die.....

Edwardius

Pet wrote:

John Kealy masturbates.......sometimes.

How can you not like kittens? They're universally cute.

Hateful, smug, free food getting little squealing bastards that think they should be lavished with fine gifts solely because they grace you with their presence. Sit on your couch and leave a terrible smell and their stupid little cat hairs all over the place. Sure the little hellspawn look cute when jumping up a to piece of string but lets be fair, that gets real old damn quickly and past that point the only interesting thing to do with a cat involves a clay pigeon launcher and a blunderbus. It'll shut the little bad-smelling-****-having leg-rubbing-because-they-haven't-recieved-attention/food/gold plated virgin kitties/self-serving little four legged useless pieces of wasted space, space that could be used to accomodate something that could ultimately demolish a kitty shelter, i.e. a bomb, and rid the planet of some more of the little terrors. (The old Toxaplasmosis thing is in there too but I don't complain about the old evil diseases in case the evil cancer fairy puts a tumor under my pillow (insert joke about scrotal cancer, if it exists, that is). Losing coherence and interest due to hungover laziness so I'll stop it here.

Dogs are cool though.

snorlax

cuckoo

Kittens are great. So cute, so small, so lovely. They'd be really cute playing hide and seek in Dead Ed's beard. Everything kittens do is cute.

DrIndy

cuckoo wrote:

Kittens are great. So cute, so small, so lovely. They'd be really cute playing hide and seek in Dead Ed's beard. Everything kittens do is cute.

masturbate!

John

DrIndy wrote:

masturbate!

Is that medical advice?

Agent Smith

sounds like it to me....

ApeXaviour

Dead Ed wrote:

Hateful, smug, free food getting little squealing bastards that think they should be lavished with fine gifts solely because they grace you with their presence. Sit on your couch and leave a terrible smell and their stupid little cat hairs all over the place. Sure the little hellspawn look cute when jumping up a to piece of string but lets be fair, that gets real old damn quickly and past that point the only interesting thing to do with a cat involves a clay pigeon launcher and a blunderbus. It'll shut the little bad-smelling-****-having leg-rubbing-because-they-haven't-recieved-attention/food/gold plated virgin kitties/self-serving little four legged useless pieces of wasted space, space that could be used to accomodate something that could ultimately demolish a kitty shelter, i.e. a bomb, and rid the planet of some more of the little terrors. (The old Toxaplasmosis thing is in there too but I don't complain about the old evil diseases in case the evil cancer fairy puts a tumor under my pillow (insert joke about scrotal cancer, if it exists, that is). Losing coherence and interest due to hungover laziness so I'll stop it here.

Dogs are cool though.

Wow... what a rant.

I have to say I agree 100%

Agent Smith

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google.... is there anything it cant do?

cuckoo

agent smith wrote:

google.... is there anything it cant do?

masturbate..?

Agent Smith

perhaps...

Pet

cuckoo wrote:

Kittens are great. So cute, so small, so lovely. They'd be really cute playing hide and seek in Dead Ed's beard. Everything kittens do is cute.

I agree. They should climb up his face as payback for that rant, too.

ApeXaviour

cuckoo wrote:

masturbate..?

It can facilitate it. I'm sure most if not all of our male boardsie's here have used its service in that regard.

Edwardius

cuckoo wrote:

They'd be really cute playing hide and seek in Dead Ed's beard. Everything kittens do is cute.

I'll just liberally sprinkle it with aspirin so (Ref anarchy cookbook chapter "how to kill your neighbour's cat"), they'll be real cool whilst suffering the rigours of the old mortality.

Pet

Pfft. The cuteness of kittens would be enough to melt your icy, black heart.




Kitten power!

ApeXaviour

Pet wrote:

Pfft. The cuteness of kittens would be enough to melt your icy, black heart.

You obviously don't know ed very well...

Queue Imperial Stormtrooper music:

cuckoo

I think one of the cutest things about kittens is their really big paws, they're so out of proportion to the rest of their ickle kitten sized bodies.

ApeXaviour wrote:

It can facilitate it. I'm sure most if not all of our male boardsie's here have used its service in that regard.

Tsk, tsk - don't go discriminating on the basis of gender like that.

Pet

Pet wrote:

Kitten power!

Ka-Boom!

Ron DMC

EduMyth wrote:

Ka-Boom!

726 feet.

Thirdfox

667 feet

Thirdfox

775 feet trampoline, bomb, T'N'T

shay_562

1799 feet, five explosives in a row. Donal, between this and the "Who loves the chocolate?", you have my eternal respect as a font of hilariously entertaining worthless crap.

wheresthebeef

On a more serious animal cruelty related note:
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html

Pet

Okay, bonsai kitten was SORTA amusing, but that's just gross.

Awayindahils

851 wasnt really paying to much attention to what blue it up, was trying to work out the angle of elevation which would send it the futurest to begin with.

Ron DMC

Awayindahils wrote:

851 wasnt really paying to much attention to what blue it up, was trying to work out the angle of elevation which would send it the futurest to begin with.

Somebody's been drinking

Awayindahils

no actually im not drinking, nor have i been. im dsylexic, tired and lazy.

i once sent an email to BESS when i was a bit tipsy though, there were some highly unique spellings in that