Slave Auction!

panda100

World aid soc is having a slave auction on Thursday night in the bar at half 8!
Some high profile ucd'ers such as James Crool and Dave C are getting auctioned off and you can do what you want with them for a good hour or two!
There also looking for some high profile girlies to be auctioned off-vainglory,Im looking at you??:)
Pythia-Im sure the asking price for you would be pretty high??

So you should come along it will be great craic altogether!
Ohhhh if only librocop was being auctioned off-swoon.....Well a girl can dream;)

Scraggs

wow what i'd pay for an hour with libro-cop... i just love his authoritarian ways... ''if i've told ya once i've told ya a thousand times put away your phone or i'll fine ya'' oooh sexy or wha??

humbert

no mention of Orla Ni Threasaigh though, boo hoo:(

The_Minister

What is the price range? eg what would pythia or orla get?

panda100

Firespinner wrote:

What is the price range? eg what would pythia or orla get?

Well that depends on the students who are bidding? They can be as Cheap or as expensive as you like!

Went to one for the fashion show a couple of years back and they auctioned off paul D and he was pretty pricey-think he went for about 80 euro's.There was one girl just desperate to get her hands on him!

If people pool together also then the asking price can get pretty high.

The_Minister

panda100 wrote:

Well that depends on the students who are bidding? They can be as Cheap or as expensive as you like!

Went to one for the fashion show a couple of years back and they auctioned off paul D and he was pretty pricey-think he went for about 80 euro's.There was one girl just desperate to get her hands on him!

If people pool together also then the asking price can get pretty high.

Damn! Was hoping to get some hot girl on the cheap.
Just to be seen;)

anonymous_joe

Firespinner wrote:

Damn! Was hoping to get some hot girl on the cheap.
Just to be seen;)

If I didn't know you, I'd think that was sinister...

As I do... May God have mercy on our souls...

:v:

The_Minister

anonymous_joe wrote:

If I didn't know you, I'd think that was sinister...

As I do... May God have mercy on our souls...

:v:

Will I see you at the Oddball before our souls are dragged into hell....

anonymous_joe

Nah, not going out tonight...

Well too cold...

Plus I'm broke... :mad:

beanyb

I was gonna post about this, but clearly Panda got there before me!

Anyway, there'll also be a band playing. They're called Vinyl Moon and they're apparently really good. They played in the Student Centre for Fairtrade Day back in November and got a really good response.

There's going to be specific dare type things that people can bid for too. Like make James Carroll dress up as a drag queen for the night and the likes. It should be great craic!

And also, we're working on getting some more girls!!

The_Minister

beanyb wrote:

Like make James Carroll dress up as a drag queen for the night and the likes.

And suddenly I don't want to go.

beanyb

Well it wont necessarily be him dressing as a drag queen, it could be any other of the slaves too!

The_Minister

beanyb wrote:

Well it wont necessarily be him dressing as a drag queen, it could be any other of the slaves too!

OOOOH! Girls in drag

Blush_01

Shockin' funny bahy.

anonymous_joe

Blush_01 wrote:

Shockin' funny bahy.

You what?

Blush_01

Sorry, let me translate.

"Terribly unfunny, boy."

kittenkiller

Might be worth going along.
It'll b e the 1st time i've seen El Presidente all year!
Even if he is in drag.... Please please PLEASE let him be in drag...

TheVan

Sorry I won't be auctionable Panda, I'll be getting pissed at the B&L ball, my sincerest apologies!

The_Minister

Do we have a final list of participants?

beanyb

The definites that I heard of the other day

Dave Curran
James Carroll
Dan Hayden
Shaun Smyth

and some possibles

Holly Irvine
Brian Canny

There is more, I just cant remember!

Scraggs

oooh i know who my money would go on1 he's no librocop but he'll do nicely
[i'm not actually going though...]

The_Minister

Is anyone going? I turned up and there was no boardsies. There were few people
so I retreated until later.

arbeitsscheuer

Well once I realised that Scraggs was not only not auctioning herself off but wasn't even going to attend, that was my interest out the window...:D

Nah, tbh the list of ppl didn't exactly fill me with anticipation so I thought sod that. Besides, I've had a tiring day. Canvassing drains you, y'know?

Bet those slaves are going to be empty husks of former human beings... And that's before they're auctioned off!

The_Minister

Damn.....I'm all alone there's no-one here beside me, my problems have all gone........

singingstranger

It was rather funny! It was Michelle Killeen, Dan Hayden, Shaun Smyth, James Carroll, Kate O'Hanlon and Dave Curran.

Michelle = pie in the face
Dave C = dressed in drag for the night
Dan = €90 (bid by his little bro!) to eat a platter of various gone-off sh1te, washed down with buttermilk! Yum.
Shaun = €60 paid by Ray Rowan for Shaun to be his personal bitch "for four to eight days".
Kate = €51 for a lapdance...
James = €100 for him and one of the World Aid guys to get a leg wax!

Great night had by all, mucho kudos to World Aid for putting it on! Perfect wind-down after the election was done.

Riamfada

How about we have our own Boards slave auction . Id bid to pay a night with Boneless or Seb but only if there were dressed in bondage gear.


I have a nice day of photoshop ahead of me

The_Minister

Kate's lapdance was funny.

beanyb

It went so well!! Thanks to everyone that came, had a great night. I reckon we should do it every year at the end of the elections, cos everyone was on such a buzz!

panda100

beanyb wrote:

It went so well!! Thanks to everyone that came, had a great night. I reckon we should do it every year at the end of the elections, cos everyone was on such a buzz!

Yeah-I was thinking the same!Was a brill night.
Liking the idea of a boards auction.Id pay good money to have sangre as my personal slave for the evening:)

Sangre

You couldn't afford me.

Actually saw you near polls yesterday.

panda100

Sangre wrote:

You couldn't afford me.

Actually saw you near polls yesterday.

ooh panda spotting!how do you now it was me?

Sangre

I never forget a vision of beauty.
Or the blonde girl who stands in her way.

panda100

Sangre wrote:

I never forget a vision of beauty.
Or the blonde girl who stands in her way.

really?what blonde girl was standing in my way??:) cos I've got brown hair!!

boneless

Grimes wrote:

How about we have our own Boards slave auction . Id bid to pay a night with Boneless or Seb but only if there were dressed in bondage gear.


I have a nice day of photoshop ahead of me

You all couldn't afford me Ducky!!! But I might drop my prices for a good cause...

Sangre

panda100 wrote:

In my opinion the two malaysians i was with were gorgeous but just cos they were wearing headscarves and not tall and blonde they werent even noticed!!

Oh so you must have meant tall and brown!

panda100

Sangre wrote:

Oh so you must have meant tall and brown!

Nope meant tall and blonde.Most people who would have been stopped for the fashion show auditions would have peroxide bottle blonde hair.Mine is naturally sunkissed brown so thats why me and the malaysians werent stopped:)

Sangre

panda100 wrote:

The fashion show girl totally ignored the two malaysians and handed me one.

really?

panda100

ah sangre you're turning into mr nice guy with the quotes!:D I was out last night and my head hurts so cant concentrate on repling properly-maybe I am more blonde than brown

beanyb

You're definitely blonde!!

The_Minister

I always thought of you as blonde.

Pythia

panda100 wrote:

ah sangre you're turning into mr nice guy with the quotes!:D I was out last night and my head hurts so cant concentrate on repling properly-maybe I am more blonde than brown

Hey, be proud of your blondeness! It's pretty!

Chinafoot

Aye, definitely blonde.

Side-note: Pythia.....is the spelling error in your "spell czech" sig meant to be there?

anonymous_joe

Loving the botched grammar alright... Or rather, one finds it most amusing...

Chinafoot

One finds the irony most delicious.

MaxBax

well it's in quotation marks so i assume it was intentional and done for sartirical purposes.

Chinafoot

Much like this thread.....

*sigh*

Pythia

peachypants wrote:

Aye, definitely blonde.

Side-note: Pythia.....is the spelling error in your "spell czech" sig meant to be there?

Yes, that's the point.

arbeitsscheuer

peachypants wrote:

Much like this thread.....

*sigh*

True enuff, it's kinda served its purpose. Lock?

off-topic (if indeed there is one, by this stage): Panda's hair is indeed blonde. Her claim to the contrary is, frankly, utterly nuts.

Sangre

So my original burn was totally awesome.

Case closed *throws scarf over shoulder*.

Chinafoot

Pythia wrote:

Yes, that's the point.

Just asking.....usually the incorrect spelling is "yore ma" (on these boards at least). Hence my asking.

*shrug*

And indeed....time for lockage.