am i alone in thinking shower heads are too small?

bluto63

so i just had a shower, and i realised the whole time i have to keep moving in order to get water on both my shoulders.

Now im a lazy man who would much prefer to stand there being pummelled with water without moving about. I thought it was time to get a new larger shower head, but i also thought that if i got a large one, i would lose any of the pressure and it wouldn't spread to the end of the nozzle

Does anyone have this problem with their shower? Or am the only lazy person here who would rather stand still.....

And don't suggest a bath to me...they don't work

gerrycollins

bluto63 wrote:

so i just had a shower, and i realised the whole time i have to keep moving in order to get water on both my shoulders.

Now im a lazy man who would much prefer to stand there being pummelled with water without moving about. I thought it was time to get a new larger shower head, but i also thought that if i got a large one, i would lose any of the pressure and it wouldn't spread to the end of the nozzle

Does anyone have this problem with their shower? Or am the only lazy person here who would rather stand still.....

And don't suggest a bath to me...they don't work

what have you been drinkin?

Femelade

get two shower heads installed.

problem solved.

that is all.

smashey

gerrycollins wrote:

what have you been drinkin?

Probably shower water as he is too lazy to move.:D

Eminem

bluto63 wrote:

so i just had a shower, and i realised the whole time i have to keep moving in order to get water on both my shoulders.

Now im a lazy man who would much prefer to stand there being pummelled with water without moving about. I thought it was time to get a new larger shower head, but i also thought that if i got a large one, i would lose any of the pressure and it wouldn't spread to the end of the nozzle

Does anyone have this problem with their shower? Or am the only lazy person here who would rather stand still.....

And don't suggest a bath to me...they don't work

Eh what ?

Arathorn

I feel your pain, the shower where I rent is crap its not even a shower its what rinses out the bath stuck on a hook! Dribbles, Look forward to goin home for a decent shower, its all important. No expert on showerheads though, why dont baths work? get you clean dont they

gerrycollins

smashey wrote:

Probably shower water as he is too lazy to move.:D

note to self: close mouth

Femelade

gerrycollins wrote:

note to self: close mouth

dont sing in the shower!

cuppa

http://www.alsons.com/Products/Showerheads.html

http://www.plumbingsupply.com/danze_showerheads.html

I had nothing else to do.

arbeitsscheuer

maybe you're head's just too big.:p

"I haven't got fat - it's just the showerheads that got smaller..."

bluto63

heh, i can all see you think highly of me after this thread, but its these little things in life thats important...

Two shower heads, brilliant! A man can dream....:o

Arathorn wrote:

why dont baths work? get you clean dont they

I'm too surrounded by water, and to feel comfortable you gotta sink low so your breathing mostly steam...gets a bit hot after a while. I don't mind the odd bath every now and then but im not a huge fan

Heyes

bluto63 wrote:

so i just had a shower, and i realised the whole time i have to keep moving in order to get water on both my shoulders.

Now im a lazy man who would much prefer to stand there being pummelled with water without moving about. I thought it was time to get a new larger shower head, but i also thought that if i got a large one, i would lose any of the pressure and it wouldn't spread to the end of the nozzle

Does anyone have this problem with their shower? Or am the only lazy person here who would rather stand still.....

And don't suggest a bath to me...they don't work

Im sorry but that is one of the funniest things ive read in a while

bluto63

cuppa wrote:

http://www.alsons.com/Products/Showerheads.html

http://www.plumbingsupply.com/danze_showerheads.html

I had nothing else to do.

Good finds, problem is that its hard to convince the shops to let you test the product

Eminem

Heyes wrote:

Im sorry but that is one of the funniest things ive read in a while

Your telling me ? lol:D

OMcGovern

Maybe you can install a turntable on the shower floor, which will rotate you around.

Karoma

Take the thing off the wall ...or go to a car wash...or stand in the rain... Are you American by any chance?

allnight_2002

bluto63 wrote:

Good finds, problem is that its hard to convince the shops to let you test the product

classic:D

Kernel

Yes, you are alone, unless you are a very horny girl who has been around the block with some well endowed porn stars.

phantom_lord

Heyes wrote:

Im sorry but that is one of the funniest things ive read in a while

Me too

Kojak

Who gives a damn whether the shower head is big or not?

Unless you want to use it for purposes other than showering.

madhitchhiker

Femmy wrote:

get two shower heads installed.

Showers are considered a "time-saver" so think of the time saved in the shower with two shower heads..:D

Sleepy

OP, I agree. In Australia they seem to have the right idea. Shower heads are about six inches in diameter and the water pressure is much higher. Can't beat it with a big stick, you're clean seconds after turning on the tap.

red_ice

and heres me thinkin a girl posted this one.. damn!

BoozyBabe

I don't so much care about the size of the shower head, but I hate really weak showers where the water practically dribbles out of them. I love a really powerful showering practically battering the sh!te out of you.

When I build my mansion I'm going to install one of those showers with all the separate jets of spray coming from all directions, plus a jacuzzi bath!!
yum yum

foggy

The other solution would be not to get a bigger shower head but to move the shower head further up, so the water is more dispersed when it reaches you.

Merrick

foggy wrote:

The other solution would be not to get a bigger shower head but to move the shower head further up, so the water is more dispersed when it reaches you.

Ah but then you lose some of the pressure and it just feels like you're being rained on.

pat kenny

Yeah I hate standing in the shower, some parts of you body are really warm from the water and the other bits are cold cause no water is hitting them.

If you elect me as supreme leader of the earth each and every house will have a larger shower head and higher water pressure.

Terry

i knew that tv show of yours had a hidden agenda.