Would you marry a goat?

nlgbbbblth

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

wrote:

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

aidan_walsh

Slow news day over at the Beeb, then...

**Timbuk2**

That made me laugh somewhat!!!

Should be posted in the Humour forum :P

Tar.Aldarion

If I loved the goat I would give her a happy marriage. Oh yes, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Crucifix

Where's the poll? :v:

Eminem

Yeah whers the poll. I have heard it all lmow :rolleyes: LMAO . I never thought i wpould of heard that . its very funny .

**Timbuk2**

Oh look, its Mrs. Buk2

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/goat.gif

county

**Timbuk2** wrote:

Oh look, its Mrs. Buk2

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/goat.gif

did you post that just to make me horny:D

Terry

seeing as how i can't find a woman, the goat idea is looking more and more like the answer to my problems.

Hal1

Yesterdays news tbh

Cosine

Muhahahahahaha

Brilliant... and slightly sickening

For some reason it reminds me of a quote I picked up ages ago

-"You slept with your sister? I'd kill ya if you weren't my brother"
="awww da!"

astro

well that depends, the obvious question is what are the goats tits like?

Kojak

county wrote:

did you post that just to make me horny:D

Oh God. :rolleyes:

Sam Vimes

Cosine wrote:

Muhahahahahaha

Brilliant... and slightly sickening

For some reason it reminds me of a quote I picked up ages ago

-"You slept with your sister? I'd kill ya if you weren't my brother"
="awww da!"

that was in family guy

Cosine

Cheers!

I couldn't remember where I picked that up and it was starting to bug me:v:

tman

there'd be goat chops for dinner that night
(after i defiled the corpse of course...)

Rhyme

bbc.co.uk wrote:

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Quote of the day...

Scraggs

shotgun wedding?

joejoem

Ah come on now lads and lassies, we all have our "goat" stories.

ferdi

marry a goat?

i'd have a go-at it!

Nimrod's Son

How hot a goat are we talking here??

joejoem

Nimrod's Son wrote:

How hot a goat are we talking here??

lol

Pigman II

nlgbbbblth wrote:

Would you marry a goat?

I find that title to be very misrepresenting of the case!

The guy was only trying to have sex with the goat NOT intentionally marry it. He's not a weirdo you know!