who is fuzz

Norwich Fan Rob

i think we need a thread to get a detective on the case of who is fuzz........both in terms of online name and real name.

does anyone have the name of the 5 qualifiers on ppp from last night for a start.

lol, i wanna know who this mystery guru is...............

fuzzbox

I'm no guru - keep a civil tongue in your head.

Norwich Fan Rob

since when is guru an offensive term, didnt mean it in that way anyways

fuzzbox

<insert sarcasm>

Shortstack

Norwich Fan Rob wrote:

i think we need a thread to get a detective on the case of who is fuzz........both in terms of online name and real name.

does anyone have the name of the 5 qualifiers on ppp from last night for a start.

lol, i wanna know who this mystery guru is...............

I have a fair idea...

Norwich Fan Rob

go on mike..............give us a clue

Shortstack

Once i see the 5 qualifiers i will know. Not sure why he is being so coy.

califano

He obviously doesnt want to be known and im sure its for his own reasons*. Cant we just leave it.

*Maybe its because he's the one who ko'd poor KP:v: :v:

Seriously forget it. If he wanted to tell you he would have by now. This kind of violates his chosen anonimity.

fuzzbox

Shortstack wrote:

Once i see the 5 qualifiers i will know. Not sure why he is being so coy.

I have to protect my virtue (such that it is)

5starpool

Norwich Fan Rob wrote:

does anyone have the name of the 5 qualifiers on ppp from last night for a start.

Can you not check PPP hand histories?

Norwich Fan Rob

if he is the guy who knocked out KP, thats a guy called thomfin.......but i dont think thats the fuzzster.

5starpool

Norwich Fan Rob wrote:

if he is the guy who knocked out KP, thats a guy called thomfin.......but i dont think thats the fuzzster.

But he did say he hit a flush against TrueDub (who had KJ) before the break, just look at TrueDub hands if you can. I don't play PPP much, so I have no idea what you can or can't check on tournament histories.

At the same time as I am curious, I say probably say live and let live. Leave the man (woman?) alone.

Norwich Fan Rob

just wondering out of curiousity and interest, tis not a witch hunt.

jtsuited

Norwich Fan Rob wrote:

just wondering out of curiousity and interest, tis not a witch hunt.

but it should be!

DeVore

I wont assist in outing anyone on this board unless they seriously break the rules AND flout anonymity. If fuzz wants to remain anonymous then thats his choice, especially since he seems helpful and civil.

DeV.

ionapaul

jtsuited wrote:

but it should be!

lol

Damn straight. I want to be one of the villagers at the back with a burning torch and shouting incoherently 'Dat dere fuzzbox pointed his picture-box at me and gone n stole ma soul!'

fuzzbox

ionapaul wrote:

lol

Damn straight. I want to be one of the villages at the back with a burning torch and shouting incoherently 'Dat dere fuzzbox pointed his picture-box at me and gone n stole ma soul!'

Alas - yours was extricated at birth and sacrificied for a box of cornflakes !!!!

Norwich Fan Rob

easily done, once u remember how good they taste

Hectorjelly

Arman Tanzarian

Bozzer

He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear boards tell it, anybody could have worked for fuzzbox. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me - the story I believe - was from his days on party poker. There was a petty gang from Hendon that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need top pair or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to bluff when the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after fuzzbox. He was small time then, just set mining, they say...

Dub13

Fuzz is Keyser Soze.....:eek:

I love it.:)

ntlbell

Bozzer wrote:

He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear boards tell it, anybody could have worked for fuzzbox. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me - the story I believe - was from his days on party poker. There was a petty gang from Hendon that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power you didn't need top pair or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to bluff when the other guy wouldn't. After a while they come to power, and then they come after fuzzbox. He was small time then, just set mining, they say...

Gee, thanks, DeVore. Bang-up job so far. Slow rolling, speech play. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuc*kers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? F*ck you. You think you can catch fuzzbox? You think a guy like othat cmes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to outdraw me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again

a-k-47

quality

ArmaniJeanss

I think I met him once.

Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.
His eyes were like steel, cold hard.
Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell!

Dub13

Agent Kujon: Do you believe in him, Verbal?

Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.


PS:Fuzz....I think you should use this photo in your signature.

Bandana boy

he has a head not unlike a mallet if that helps turn up at the Irish open and you cant miss him
:-)

RoundTower

They say he's as big as four cats, and he's got a retractable leg so that he can leap up at you better. And do you know what Ted, he lights up at night, and em, he's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears... and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason he's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was telling me he has a magnet on his tail so if you are made out of metal he can attach onto you and instead of a mouth he has four arses.

fuzzbox

You know in films - when they are playing a poker game, and then suddenly they get all nervous and say "oh no, its the fuzz" .... well thats me .

fixer

I say he's Bill Braskey.

Second Friend of Brasky (Will Ferrell): Hey, do you fellas know a.. a guy by the name Bill Brasky?!!

First Friend of Brasky (John Goodman): Yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..

Third Friend of Brasky (Baldwin): Best damn trader on the Bull Market!

First Friend of Brasky: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF.. and Smith & Wesson.

Third Friend of Brasky: Brasky went public with his own buttocks.. and made $7 million.

Second Friend of Brasky: [ holds glass in air ] To Bill Brasky!

Together: Bill Brasky!!

handsfree

fuzz is chuck norris

fixer

His name is all over the Internet, if you know where to look...