Steak and BJ day

judas101

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Heyes

Been done before

RoundyMooney

S'been done.

AngryBadger

And so shall it be done again! You can;t fight the wind children :cool:

judas101

thats the spirit.

if you've already seen it i guess you dont have to comment right?:rolleyes:

kaizersoze

I'd love to see the cards Hallmark bring out for that:) .

It's all a bit academic though cause every day is steak and blowjob day.

meldrew

Dont know what the fuss is about , steak is over-rated anyway!

scuba steve

heard it already tho

Dave!

meldrew wrote:

Dont know what the fuss is about , steak is over-rated anyway!

:eek:

monkeyfudge

It sounds pretty sexist to me.

It's pretty stupid to assume that all men like steaks and blow jobs.

How about a kittens and washing up day for women?

daiixi

monkeyfudge wrote:

It sounds pretty sexist to me.

It's pretty stupid to assume that all men like steaks and blow jobs.

How about a kittens and washing up day for women?

I'd rather the steak!!!

judas101

monkeyfudge wrote:

It sounds pretty sexist to me.

It's pretty stupid to assume that all men like steaks and blow jobs.

How about a kittens and washing up day for women?

are you saying women like washing up?

sounds good to me! (laugh)

Nevyn

hmmm protien.

cregser

Thaedydal wrote:

hmmm protien.

...for everyone.

Heyes

Sure every girl loves a protein diet :rolleyes:

Sleepy

I don't know, it's getting over-commercialised but it's still probably my favourite holiday.

Sarky

Bah. Quit getting laid regularly.

IvaBigWun

judas101 wrote:

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

I fully support/endorse this idea/day/product.

AngryBadger

Thaedydal wrote:

hmmm protien.

Stop that dammit

mickymg2003

I had Steak&BJ day every sunday for the past 4 months. Then i broke it off with her. Still get the steak tho. I dont miss her, i'd probably miss the steak!!

mickymg2003

Edit: Damn Double Posting.

skye

Well, I got nothing for Valentines so he sure as hell aint getting anything on S & BJ day!!:D

TerrorFirmer

But....I don't like steak!

Nevyn

Freak.

Kinetic^

Thaedydal wrote:

Freak.

Agreed.

Also agreed that this day should go ahead. I feel we need a bigger push for this to happen.

skye

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

Agreed.

Also agreed that this day should go ahead. I feel we need a bigger push for this to happen.

Are you sure "push" is the right word?;)