How Do You Open Your Curtains In The Morning?

RandolphEsq

An enthusiastic open of both at the same time to welcome the day

joejoem

I dont open them.

KeRbDoG

Mixture of both

tj-music.com

Imho: A useless thread:mad:

Terry

i thought the same, so i have decided not to read it any more.

Beruthiel

christ
has it come to this?
is there really nothing else of interest to discuss, should we just close the internet down now?
tune in tomorrow, when we'll be discussing on which side we butter our toast on....

joejoem

How do you butter your bread?

joejoem

Great minds....

RandolphEsq

tj-music.com Imho: A useless thread
julep i thought the same, so i have decided not to read it any more
christ
has it come to this?
is there really nothing else of interest to discuss, should we just close the internet down now?
tune in tomorrow, when we'll be discussing on which side we butter our toast on....

clearly you don't bother to open your curtains in the morning

Rhyme

I dont close mine... o_Ó

the Guru

naked , fully erect and with pride !

Heyes

Never closed....

PlayGirl

never open them

joejoem

Heyes wrote:

Never closed....

You must have happy neighbours

Heyes

joejoem wrote:

You must have happy neighbours

LOL who knows..

Ah there s a point in my room ya cant see into..well i think so anyway

scuba steve

one at a time usually

RoundyMooney

Dunno, but I usually wipe my pork truncheon on them first, just to make the missus shout my name out loud, and give the neighbours something to say...

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

Dunno, but I usually wipe my pork truncheon on them first, just to make the missus shout my name out loud, and give the neighbours something to say...

:eek: lol

RoundyMooney

It's a good trick considering I don't have curtains in my bedroom, just a big bay window with those timber latted venetian things (bloody expensive too, and no facility for willy wiping :v: )

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

It's a good trick considering I don't have curtains in my bedroom, just a big bay window with those timber latted venetian things (bloody expensive too, and no facility for willy wiping :v: )

LOL Ya mad yoke

RoundyMooney

Heyes wrote:

LOL Ya mad yoke

So the nice men in the big white coats tell me. Last time I tried to iron my curtains I fell out the window and hurt my...pride...

<how many more old jokes can I get into this thread...? ponders>

RoundyMooney

BrightEyes wrote:

An enthusiastic open of both at the same time to welcome the day

I bet your other half is pleased to see that, first thing...

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

So the nice men in the big white coats tell me. Last time I tried to iron my curtains I fell out the window and hurt my...pride...

and the rest

RoundyMooney

Aye. The swelling hasn't gone down yet, thankfully.

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

Aye. The swelling hasn't gone down yet, thankfully.

LOL, makes the wife a happy lady so

RoundyMooney

Indeed. Now when the lights are off, she confuses me with the milkman, which is nice...

Heyes

RoundyMooney wrote:

Indeed. Now when the lights are off, she confuses me with the milkman, which is nice...

ah good good, standards have gone up so

RoundyMooney

Apparently. Mind you, her sister sez I'm much better than the milkman, so different strokes I s'pose.

dundalk cailin

i have automatic blinds, so i open them from the bed by pushing the button

RoundyMooney

That's no fun.

dundalk cailin

ah it is...

RoundyMooney

Only if the neighbours can get a looksee when they're open. Otherwise, meh.

:v:

Aporia

bbbooooooorrrrinnngggggg


tut tut tut


who wants to discuss curtains in a positive way why am i even wasting my time typing this agh

i don't have any

tman

i push them aside with my raging hardon

dundalk cailin

well i have on occasions been em..in a state of undress, then realised that the nighbours have their automatic blinds open and are having their breakfast

Setun

Blinds ftw.

Heyes

tman wrote:

i push them aside with my raging hardon

so we saw

RoundyMooney

dundalk cailin wrote:

well i have on occasions been em..in a state of undress, then realised that the nighbours have their automatic blinds open and are having their breakfast

Good woman.

dundalk cailin

anytime, glad to oblige

Tar.Aldarion

Don't bother, I butter my toast on the right side.

Dave!

I have black sacks taped to my windows.

I don't much like the sun.

mickymg2003

Rip the curtains open an say "hello world, hello mr sun and hello to you mr robin redbreast, what a wonderful day to be alive"

projectmayhem

i'm i the attack with those velux windows pointing to the sky. so i've no curtains

Scraggs

I dont have curtains! or blinds for that matter....

Dave!

..or windows

Sorry I gave away your secret

We're doing a collection in UCD next Wednesday for Scraggs -- support the windows foundation!

Terry

why hasn't this thread turned to talk of beef curtains yet?

dimerocks

one at ime from my bed. i can only reach one lying down.

Scraggs

DaveMcG wrote:

..or windows

Sorry I gave away your secret

We're doing a collection in UCD next Wednesday for Scraggs -- support the windows foundation!

hey! i have windows well a window singular... but we can still have a collection right?

Rb

I've blinds which I managed to break when I came home drunk one night to the extent that they don't open/close properly. Now anyone who happens to pass by can see into my room the majority of the time so caution has to be taken when getting dressed, I live close to a catholic church :v: