golfing lingo.....

rick_fantastic

Golfing Lingo:

An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be.........

A Cathy Freeman - ugly but a good runner

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Cathy Freeman, but still a good runner

A Kate Moss - a bit thin

Taking A Gerry Adams.......hitting a provisional ball

A nipple licker......a shot that opens up the hole.



Putting lingo:

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Diego Maradonna....very very nasty little five footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.....

Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant.... shaving the hole

TheDoc

"I'm playing a porn ball, long and hard"

Dman_15

Sonya - Ugly but it keeps going
Double Condom - Uber safe line
Students put - Put that barely makes it to the hole and falls in the door (we made that one up ourselves)

celica140bhp

excellent stuff rick_fantastic.....must try to remember some of them