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Paddy's Pregnant Sister

  • 16-02-2006 3:37pm
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
    went into a deep coma.
    After being in the coma for nearly six months,
    she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant;
    frantically,
    she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,
    "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.

    The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and
    had
    to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named
    them.
    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
    brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!" Expecting the
    worst,she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
    "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved
    "Wow,
    that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
    brother....I like
    Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
    "Denephew"


Comments

  • #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Brilliant!!!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    sorta saw that coming......still good though!!!


  • #4
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    LOL

    i don't laff often.
    well done

    u get a vote


  • #5
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Pal wrote:
    u get a vote

    Not from this 'real life Paddy' !.

    P. :cool:


  • #6
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7
    Diarmsquid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    HA!
    Denephew!


  • #8
    butters scotch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭butters scotch


    lol good one! :)


  • #9
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    did you rob that from a terry pratchett book or did he rob it from you?


  • #10
    fun bus
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 199 ✭✭fun bus


    very good!!!


  • #11
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    LOLz ROFLMFAO etc.


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  • #12
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha. :D


  • #13
    Angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Angels


    Hilarious!!


  • #14
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol i read that yesterday and i was like "thats stupid" so i read it again today and i was aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh hahaha yes now i get it..funniest thing is i hear dit whn i was like 4 and i got it then first time lol


  • #15
    scuba steve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    ha ha, class!


  • #16
    lyrama
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭lyrama


    Brilliant :D !


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