Lets invade America

EOA_Mushy

Hell why should they be the only ones allowed do it!!!

Any one any ideas?

(This will either = start world war 3/land the cia on my door step by morining/get deleted from boards.ie):rolleyes:

aidan_walsh

Hey, why not take on the worlds largest, best funded and possibly best trained armed forces? I know I don't feel like living.

EOA_Mushy

Now thats just not pro active!

ferdi

you first, we'll follow ye

Sparky

wheres the nearest pub so

aidan_walsh

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?"

"At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes 8!"

Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.

"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm."

Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."

"Really?!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's ultra-light with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has joined us as well!"

Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."

"Faith and begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back.

"Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed 2 million prisoners."

Mossy Monk

good joke

EOA_Mushy

........................Hmm. Was just a thought.....:(

lol
Right so change of plan, why go over there to invade some one.
Irelands is well due a revolution by now. Dont think we have ever had one.

Exclude:
Any thing to do with 1916 -> didnt accomplish what we wanted

Anything to do with britian originaly invadeing... we were either bought out/killed/gave up and buggered off to spain/america/etc....

Dooom

Badgers.
Or possibly raccoons.

lostexpectation

we liberated the red indians!

EOA_Mushy

lostexpectation wrote:

we liberated the red indians!

run that by me again....

Gator

Cool,I have a pickaxe, and im sure I can borrow a shovel of my neighbour if anybody needs it

weemcd

stfu

biko

EOA_Mushy wrote:

Hell why should they be the only ones allowed do it!!!

Any one any ideas?

(This will either = start world war 3/land the cia on my door step by morining/get deleted from boards.ie):rolleyes:

We need to get the South to rise again and get back at the yanks in the north. Then when they are all weary from civil war the Irish move in to take the spoils.
Burn, burn, burn!

*Ahem* I believe we already have started the invasion: here

EOA_Mushy

biko wrote:

We need to get the South to rise again and get back at the yanks in the north. Then when they are all weary from civil war the Irish move in to take the spoils.
Burn, burn, burn!

Thats the spirit!

Whats more there will be a need for thousands of sheep to be air droped into the middle for suitable quantitys of confusion!

(in work, need sleep, my excuse & im sticking to it)

Steoob

Papa Smut wrote:

*Ahem* I believe we already have started the invasion: here

haha death is soon

AngryBadger

haha good joke there paddy & saddam

mike65

Lightweights! We need something like this I suspect.

Mike.

EOA_Mushy

mike65 wrote:

Lightweights! We need something like this I suspect.

Mike.

Would you happen to have their email?
I ran out of plates.....

TheVan

Well in a way we've already invaded Canada if that helps!

Follow this link!

EOA_Mushy

TheVan wrote:

Well in a way we've already invaded Canada if that helps!

Follow this link!

Im Irish! Im drunk! Some one left me with this gun! HEHEHE..... is about all that says.

biko

The Irish has already fought the US once

athena 2000

EOA_Mushy wrote:

Hell why should they be the only ones allowed do it!!!

Any one any ideas?

(This will either = start world war 3/land the cia on my door step by morining/get deleted from boards.ie):rolleyes:

Come and Take It!