Is this a joke?!

nobodythere · 11-02-2006 5:12pm #1

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm

I can't decide whether it's a joke or not

SoupyNorman · 11-02-2006 5:26pm

Probably not, I'd be suprised if it was!

BrokenArrows · 11-02-2006 5:26pm

of course its a joke.

LOL. its so stupid

SoupyNorman · 11-02-2006 5:29pm

BrokenArrows wrote:

of course its a joke.

LOL. its so stupid

Its America........Have you never seen 'Americas dumbest criminals', SHEESH!

Wertz · 11-02-2006 5:33pm

Nice to see humour isn't completely dead in the bible belt.

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