The Meaning Of A True Friend

pepper

1. When you are sad - I will help you get DRUNK and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got some.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh .

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend and now im depressed because you can only think of nine.

fade2black

You like being abused on message boards don't you? You must.

qz

Listen, think before you post. It's not a race as to who can post the most amount of crap.

pepper

qz wrote:

Listen, think before you post. It's not a race as to who can post the most amount of crap.

LOOK I FOUND IT FUNNY OK and i wanted to share it

thats not a crime

Chucky the tree

pepper wrote:

thats not a crime

it should be though

qz

I agree with Chucky. Just be careful with what you post pepper, don't throw down any old shíte to add to your postcount.

Zillah

pepper wrote:

thats not a crime

Actually it is. I'd refer you to article 4, paragraph fifteen of the Appropriate Discussions Act of 1988.

fade2black

I'm sure you're a lovely person in the real world pepper, but this isn't the real world. This is a place where people can stand behind the curtains and point and stare. At the moment, we're pointing and staring at you. My advice would be to step out of the line and fire and come back behind the curtains with the rest of us.

pepper

qz wrote:

I agree with Chucky. Just be careful with what you post pepper, don't throw down any old shíte to add to your postcount.

i am not trying to add to my postcount- i dont give a crap what my postcount is- all i was doing was showing you something i found amusing- obviously you didnt like it- so sorry!!!!!!!!

Zillah

pepper wrote:

i am not trying to add to my postcount- i dont give a crap what my postcount is-

Then why did you post that post then? Huh? Go back to Denmark. Huh?

StupidLikeAFox

fade2black wrote:

I'm sure you're a lovely person in the real world pepper, but this isn't the real world. This is a place where people can stand behind the curtains and point and stare. At the moment, we're pointing and staring at you. My advice would be to step out of the line and fire and come back behind the curtains with the rest of us.

post of the month!

Binomate

pepper

Zillah wrote:

Then why did you post that post then? Huh? Go back to Denmark. Huh?

i am IRISH you knob

fade2black

pepper wrote:

i am IRISH you knob

Zillah

Excuse me?

pepper wrote:

I am from denmark. Please feel free to quote me on that in my up and coming thread in after hours.

I'll accept your apology.

tba

I vote we all follow peppers rules of friendship

RoundyMooney

Rules of engagement you mean...

Binomate

again.

arbeitsscheuer

Even if this was original, which it isn't, and it hadn't been posted before, which it has, the correct place for a thread like this is in the Humour forum.

Look; it's right there in the "Rec" subsection... Just a few rungs down the ladder from AH, ffs. No fcukin excuse.

RoundyMooney

Humour? That was funny Seb?

pepper

SebtheBum wrote:

Even if this was original, which it isn't, and it hadn't been posted before, which it has, the correct place for a thread like this is in the Humour forum.

Look; it's right there in the "Rec" subsection... Just a few rungs down the ladder from AH, ffs. No fcukin excuse.

screw u seb!!!!!!! it wasnt ment 4 d humor forum ok!!! AND U KNOW IT

ur just acting the prick!!!!!!

qz

pepper wrote:

screw u seb!!!!!!! it wasnt ment 4 d humor forum ok!!! AND U KNOW IT

ur just acting the prick!!!!!!

Abuse is a bannable offence pepper. Now go ahead and lecture me on free speech and opinions, and then call me a prick/twat/cnut. Whatever takes your fancy.

tba

Stop fighting you guys!

Your making my baby cry!

WhiteWashMan

pepper wrote:

i am IRISH you knob

banned for personal abuse.

thank god.
i cant ban you for stupid posts, well, actually i can, but i dont do it.
but i am happy that you have been abusive, becuase youre posts were annoying me as well.

oh, and learn all of the forums. humour is that a way ->

senordingdong

qz wrote:

Listen, think before you post. It's not a race as to who can post the most amount of crap.

So what category do posts like this fall under then?

Wertz

senordingdong wrote:

So what category do posts like this fall under then?

White noise?

WhiteWashMan

WhiteWashMan wrote:

banned for personal abuse.

thank god.
i cant ban you for stupid posts, well, actually i can, but i dont do it.
but i am happy that you have been abusive, becuase youre posts were annoying me as well.

oh, and learn all of the forums. humour is that a way ->

I smell a re-reg about to happen, and thence a loverly rendition of "U R ALL NRDS!" and such

senordingdong

Wertz wrote:

White noise?

That's adequelty acceptable.

Wertz

EduMyth wrote:

I smell a re-reg about to happen, and thence a loverly rendition of "U R ALL NRDS!" and such

You know just for a second I was gonna register as Salt under a proxy to do just that, but then it'd be a kind of pot/kettle scenario :v: