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Ian Paisley

  • 07-02-2006 7:08pm
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    Ian Paisley is frozen for 50 years
    So they wake him up and tell him that there is good news and bad news
    He says give me the bad news

    "well Ireland invaded england and Mary mcAleese is now the queen of england and Jerry Adams is the prime minister"

    Horrifed by this he asks them what the good news is

    "well Rangers beat Celtic last week"
    "what was the score" replied rev Paisley

    "2 goals and 5 points to 1 goal and 6"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 The Bollox
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    if we did invade, I doubt we would become a monarchy

    I like the end bit tho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 Yook
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    hahaha! nice one! Gotta remember that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 Steoob
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    hahah FUNNY


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 tricky D
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    have a pic to go with this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 Flex
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    tricky D wrote:
    have a pic to go with this...


    Class:D


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 **Timbuk2**
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    legend!!!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 nick23
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    Have 2 say thats f***ing brilliant!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mr Magnolia
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    tricky D wrote:
    have a pic to go with this...


    love it .................:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 tosh_thedude
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    tricky D wrote:
    have a pic to go with this...


    Nice one man. lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 Kojak
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    tricky D wrote:
    have a pic to go with this...

    Brilliant. :D

    I always suspected that 'Big Ian' loved the Celts. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 county
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    old as the hills but funny


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 cournioni
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    Brilliant picture. Joke is old but still funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 MrJoeSoap
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    tricky D wrote:
    have a pic to go with this...

    Thats hilarious!

    As for the joke, welcome to 1995! "And yet so fresh" - to quote Stewie Griffin.


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