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seven lemons

  • 07-02-2006 6:45pm
    #1
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."

    The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."

    The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

    The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that f**kin smile off your face."


Comments

  • #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    :rolleyes: lol

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    heh


  • #4
    Liffeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭Liffeyman


    nice one


  • #5
    magick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    wait ...what?!


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