Swinging !!

MarinoMark

Reading buy and sell, last few pages,couple seeks couple,female wanted,etc... Does this ever reach fruition ? Comments Welcome.

WexCan

It definitely happens online, would assume that some people do it through the Buy and Sell. Seems a bit sleazy, advertising yourself in the B&S.

Gary ITR

Should missus marinomark be in for a shock when she asks what you want for your birthday mark?

WexCan

Onkle51 wrote:

Should missus marinomark be in for a shock when she asks what you want for your birthday mark?

Rabies

Are you doing some research for a Valentines present?

Agent Smith

nothing says i love you more then a night of passion with 2 random people

ST*

Nothing could answer his question better than him getting off his arse and finding out for himself.

Tbh, I would imagine quite a few of them would be serious. but, they are likely to be a pair of hounds.

1st timers should be fun for you mark, a nice farmer and his bored wife perhaps. course he might decide he doesnt like it half-way through, and could be standing over you with a double barrell shot gun telling you to get your party piece away from his missus. but sure give it a whirl and let us know how you get on :v:

WexCan

Shock_treatment wrote:

Nothing could answer his question better than him getting off his arse and finding out for himself.

Tbh, I would imagine quite a few of them would be serious. but, they are likely to be a pair of hounds.

1st timers should be fun for you mark, a nice farmer and his bored wife perhaps. course he might decide he doesnt like it half-way through, and could be standing over you with a double barrell shot gun telling you to get your party piece away from his missus. but sure give it a whirl and let us know how you get on :v:

Such... beautiful imagery.

ST*

Well when you think about it - the guy is looking in the *Buy and Sell*
for action of all places. I worry for him.

WexCan

Shock_treatment wrote:

Well when you think about it - the guy is looking in the *Buy and Sell*
for action of all places. I worry for him.

We all do, but farmers with.... eughhhh.

RoundyMooney

I worry more for the unwashed bungalow-dwelling folk who posted there in the first place.

You can almost picture Farmer Seamus on the phone placing ads: "I want to sell the muck-spreader off me Massey, and oh yeah, I'm looking for a BBW for fun times with meself and Mistress Fanny and a pair of waders..."

ST*

RoundyMooney wrote:

I worry more for the unwashed bungalow-dwelling folk who posted there in the first place.

You can almost picture Farmer Seamus on the phone placing ads: "I want to sell the muck-spreader off me Massey, and oh yeah, I'm looking for a BBW for fun times with meself and Mistress Fanny and a pair of waders..."

lmao - you said I was bad Wexcan

WexCan wrote:

We all do, but farmers with.... eughhhh.

What are the odds that he's going to reel in a pair of models?
Zactly

RoundyMooney

Well, someone put that image in my head, and now I have to sleep on it-night all...

WexCan

Oh good lord....

WexCan

Shock_treatment wrote:

lmao - you said I was bad Wexcan



What are the odds that he's going to reel in a pair of models?
Zactly

It was the shotgun I was talking about :P

ST*

MarinoMark wrote:

Reading buy and sell, last few pages,couple seeks couple,female wanted,etc... Does this ever reach fruition ? Comments Welcome.

Jokes aside, I'd give it a miss..

WexCan

And the double barreled bit, like i know there was a guy who had t... nevermind

Asok

RoundyMooney wrote:

You can almost picture Farmer Seamus on the phone placing ads: "I want to sell the muck-spreader off me Massey, and oh yeah, I'm looking for a BBW for fun times with meself and Mistress Fanny and a pair of waders..."

Hahahaha thats classic

pepper

MarinoMark wrote:

Reading buy and sell, last few pages,couple seeks couple,female wanted,etc... Does this ever reach fruition ? Comments Welcome.

admit it - ya wer looking for the number to place your own ad

Hobbes

If you do ever plan to do it, don't do what some guy did in IOL one time and use your work address. Happened a long time ago (over 10 years back) but his co-workers found it and printed it out and hung it up, and he also got berated on a mailing list over it.

Don't know what the boards.ie meetings are like but I recall back to the IOL community meetings that this rountinely went on.

RedRaven

RoundyMooney wrote:

Well, someone put that image in my head, and now I have to sleep on it-night all...

Roundy Mooney.....Thats Right!!!!;)

ST*

RedRaven wrote:

Roundy Mooney.....Thats Right!!!!;)

I'd be a little worried if a fat naked farmer holding a double barrell shot gun to his head does anything for him at all :eek:

Maybe I thought you meant something different altogether

RedRaven

Shock_treatment wrote:

I'd be a little worried if a fat naked farmer holding a double barrell shot gun to his head does anything for him at all :eek:

Maybe I thought you meant something different altogether

Well I was referring to Roundy Mooney....i.e. D'umbelievables....Im not bothered by the topic...I just think the name is cool.....Thats Right!!!;)

Siogfinsceal

madness I wouldnt be in for that!- Im not good at sharing!!

Kojak

I read some of them ads once, they can be strange.
(This are actually true)
For example: Young man, 65, seeks younger female 18-22 for (you know the rest).

Or some loner teenager: Young male, 18, seeks older female 60+ for fun and friendship. :eek:

The people who put ads in for this must have some major social problems.

RoundyMooney

RedRaven wrote:

Well I was referring to Roundy Mooney....i.e. D'umbelievables....Im not bothered by the topic...I just think the name is cool.....Thats Right!!!;)

Cheers buddy

WexCan

Kojak wrote:

I read some of them ads once, they can be strange.
(This are actually true)
For example: Young man, 65, seeks younger female 18-22 for (you know the rest).

Or some loner teenager: Young male, 18, seeks older female 60+ for fun and friendship. :eek:

The people who put ads in for this must have some major social problems.

I've seen 65yo male looking for male 16-22.

Lovely.

Kojak

WexCan wrote:

I've seen 65yo male looking for male 16-22.

Lovely.

That is wrong. :mad:

WexCan

Can't remember where it was, but still, how are they allowed to advertise that??

RoundyMooney

I suppose that's why it's termed "alternative" (lifestyles).

In my case I would choose the alternative of being dragged naked across the sahara, while terminally hungover, while vultures pick at my nether regions, thanks.