Hoax Warning

connundrum · 03-02-2006 12:12pm #1

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.
This is a scam; they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd been told about this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

:v:

Whats the worst hoax you've been caught out by? I know a couple of newspapers have done a few good ones, but what really caught ya?

*Move it along if you wish, gave me a little chuckle

joejoem · 03-02-2006 12:40pm

I wont go into the full story, but the stubble should have given it away.....

Kojak · 03-02-2006 12:56pm

connundrum wrote:

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.
This is a scam; they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd been told about this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Serves you right for showing your arse.

faceman · 03-02-2006 1:02pm

I faked my mate's death once for an hour a few years ago. Entertainment special!!! we got rumbled tho!

MrJoeSoap · 03-02-2006 1:02pm

connundrum wrote:

Whats the worst hoax you've been caught out by?

I was a Christian for ~16 years.

Mr Magnolia · 03-02-2006 1:03pm

Two good looking 18 year old women came up to my car as I was leaving the shopping centre. One started wiping my windshield with a rag while the other comes to my window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse.
It was impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they say "No" and begged me for a ride to another shopping centre. I agreed and told them to sit in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on me, while the other one stole my wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful !!!!!!

joejoem · 03-02-2006 1:04pm

MrJoeSoap wrote:

I was a Christian for ~16 years.

lol

whiskeyman · 03-02-2006 1:06pm

connundrum wrote:

Whats the worst hoax you've been caught out by?

BT Ireland customer care.

One of the best ever hoaxs has to be this

connundrum · 03-02-2006 1:09pm

whiskeyman wrote:

BT Ireland customer care.[/URL]

Oh and Dell, Microsoft, Meteor, Vodafone, NTL..

faceman · 03-02-2006 1:11pm

whiskeyman wrote:

BT Ireland customer care.

PMSL!

franksm · 03-02-2006 1:20pm

connundrum wrote:

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey
and then asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.
This is a scam; they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd been told about this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Maybe they were artists looking their next model.

"And here we have Connundrum's rendition of the Japanese flag"

FranknFurter · 03-02-2006 1:28pm

Biggest hoax, hmmm, lemme see,...............
IBB has to rank right up there with me also, >:

connundrum · 03-02-2006 2:02pm

franksm wrote:

Maybe they were artists looking their next model.

"And here we have Connundrum's rendition of the Japanese flag"

Ha ha ha.. an arse model

http://www.ultrarunning.org.uk/images/bottom.jpg

Terry · 03-02-2006 8:41pm

tobacco.

i once spent 5 minutes on the phone telling ray darcy that the phrase "cula bula" was a guatemalan dish similar to Irish stew and had made it's way into every day language here after my friend came back from guatemala and started using it all the time.