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The reason for Irishbroadbands Outages

  • 31-01-2006 11:39am
    #1
    flamegrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭


    "99% of the outages in irishbroadband are due to chuck norris and his roundhouse kicks"

    Thought it might lighten the mood slightly. :)

    Paul


Comments

  • #2
    paulm17781
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,858 ✭✭✭paulm17781


    Surely the fear of Chuck Norris would make IBB better? :D


  • #3
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Well, its common knowledge that Fibre optic cables are made from the hair that Bruce Lee pulled from Chuck Norris's chest during their fight.


  • #4
    flamegrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭flamegrill


    Paul - no they are so bad, beyond help he decided to just round house kick all of their management/PR/decision making people!!


  • #5
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Chuck norris eh, odd

    I just always assumed it was eircom stealing the only decent network engineer they had.

    :D


  • #6
    skywalker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    If Chuck Norris were our regulator, he would be laying down fibre, moral fibre, to every house.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If Chuck Norris could make Chuck Norris jokes he would make a funny one.


  • #8
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Say what ?


  • #9
    gordonnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭gordonnet


    may be a shower of monkeys, would be better than the help that the customer services are. every time you ring its, "we are aware of the problem are working on it". translates on monkey language, we cant fix it f... off and dont call again


  • #10
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    who need chuck norris, when you can have Jack Bauer, see IBB need to be classed as terrorists, they rob your money and tell you to f off, so get jack after them and by christ when jack roars at them, you know they will follow orders, or be killed.


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