Why!?!?!?!?

constitutionus

just a thread where people can get some of the worlds great mysteries off their chests and throw out into the ether some of the great questions to plague their lives, mine is.



WHY cant i get a six pack of beef flavored hula hoops ya cant get em, theyve been out for YEARS and ya cant get a six pack of the buggers.
the cheese and onion flavor is only out a wet weeken and ya CAN get a six pack of those but NOT for the heavenly beef:(

and dont get me started on jonnies onion rings, its a damn conspiracy:mad:

qz

[harshness]

Why the fúck did you post this, hoping someone would care? It's a packet of crisps, get over it.

Why indeed. :rolleyes: [/harshness]

PlayGirl

what came first, the chicken or the egg?.

scuba steve

Why did you start this?!

constitutionus

its after hours lads, its MENT to be a bit of fun. not everything has to be life or death. come on are you SERIOUSLY telling me theres nothing out there thats compleatly irrelevant but nags at ya.
ya never thought its weird they have 10 desks in the post office but only 4 staff:)
come on just throw in your observations

Mossy Monk

constitutionus wrote:

just a thread where people can get some of the worlds great mysteries off their chests and throw out into the ether some of the great questions to plague their lives, mine is.



WHY cant i get a six pack of beef flavored hula hoops ya cant get em, theyve been out for YEARS and ya cant get a six pack of the buggers.
the cheese and onion flavor is only out a wet weeken and ya CAN get a six pack of those but NOT for the heavenly beef:(

and dont get me started on jonnies onion rings, its a damn conspiracy:mad:

buy six bags instead of a multi pack?

lazydaisy

Where do all the missing socks go?

constitutionus

Mossy Monk wrote:

buy six bags instead of a multi pack?

i do and it cost a fortune, im telling ya man its a conspiracy:D

Pighead

lazydaisy wrote:

Where do all the missing socks go?

Pigheads stolen all the missing socks, he uses them as **** socks to keep the bedsheets from getting messy.
You can have yours back if you want lazydaisy but you might cut the feet of yourself as the tops of them are a bit hard and sharp at this stage. PM me if you'd like them returned.x

constitutionus

lazydaisy wrote:

Where do all the missing socks go?

the REAL question is, WHOs stealing them and how does it fit into his plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD (muhwhawhawh):D

DEmeant0r

lazydaisy wrote:

Where do all the missing socks go?

I ate them! :-D

whiskeyman

lazydaisy wrote:

Where do all the missing socks go?

one of yours?

DEmeant0r

whiskeyman wrote:

one of yours?

oh my god, that's mine! givf!

Sam Vimes

PlayGirl wrote:

what came first, the chicken or the egg?.

i don't understand why this is such a difficult question to answer. there were egg laying birds long before there were chickens. chickens evolved from these. two birds that were almost chickens had sex and the result was a genetic mutation that caused the first true chicken genome. so the egg came first. the only alternative is a full grown chicken materialising on the planet star trek style

PlayGirl

Commander Vimes wrote:

i don't understand why this is such a difficult question to answer. there were egg laying birds long before there were chickens. chickens evolved from these. two birds that were almost chickens had sex and the result was a genetic mutation that caused the first true chicken genome. so the egg came first. the only alternative is a full grown chicken materialising on the planet star trek style

Ooh well whos a smarty pants then?.

Setun

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads stolen all the missing socks, he uses them as **** socks to keep the bedsheets from getting messy.
You can have yours back if you want lazydaisy but you might cut the feet of yourself as the tops of them are a bit hard and sharp at this stage. PM me if you'd like them returned.x

Can I have my long-johns back aswell Pighead?

crazymonkey

Why is it soooo difficult to find a trustworthy partner,,, maybe thats a PI

ST*

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads stolen all the missing socks, he uses them as **** socks to keep the bedsheets from getting messy.

Save all the love juice for me pigboy. you make me wanna have your piglets.

DEmeant0r

crazymonkey wrote:

Why is it soooo difficult to find a trustworthy partner,,, maybe thats a PI

becuase yuo ned to try harder?

constitutionus

why?!?!?! can i send money to china in 20 minutes , but it takes a week to clear my wages check

Optimus

PlayGirl wrote:

what came first, the chicken or the egg?.

The egg. As it was the first born of an evolved species that came before the chicken.

DEmeant0r

constitutionus wrote:

why?!?!?! can i send money to china in 20 minutes , but it takes a week to clear my wages check

because it's tjhe oirish metnatily

hullaballoo

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054871836&page=2

danniemcq

why is abreviation such a long word?

rugbug86

why not?

PlayGirl

danniemcq wrote:

why is abreviation such a long word?

good question.. what is the abreviation for abreviation??

rugbug86

constitutionus wrote:

ya never thought its weird they have 10 desks in the post office but only 4 staff:)

unless you work in my work place, where we have 11 people working in the office, with 10 desks. we take it in turns to have a seat. its paradise when people are on holliers.

constitutionus

whiskeyman wrote:

one of yours?

ok i have to ask this, is my mind playing tricks on me or did the guy who did that poster put his phone number at the bottom AND DID PEOPLE ACTUALLY TEAR EM OFF SO THEY COULD CONTACT HIM ABOUT IT

thats brilliant

joseph brand

Why do people think that the crazy frog ringtone is good??

Why is UTV such a s**t Tv station? It is worse than RTE, and contains endless tv reality shows where you need your phone to ring in/text.
There must be a lot of losers/morons out there who sit down texting those 555** numbers all day, . . . . Numbskulls.

Why are all new films these days remakes? The original "The Producers", and "Fun with Dick and Jane" were brilliant, no need.
Is it because:
A. No need for writers, already done.
2. Director has it handy, just watch the video, whilst on the set.
C. The "I Like Money" brigade reckon it's a safe bet.

zippo22

lazydaisy wrote:

Where do all the missing socks go?

They've gone to be converted into beef flavoured hula hoops.

mickymg2003

danniemcq wrote:

why is abreviation such a long word?

To encourage You to Abreviate!!!

Why is pat kenny still on television?

PlayGirl

PlayGirl wrote:

what came first, the chicken or the egg?.

egg

ST*

Why did three people answer the egg question?

connundrum

PlayGirl wrote:

good question.. what is the abreviation for abreviation??

Abv. I'd say

Why can't you get a multipack of M&M's?! The world would seriously be a happier place... chocolate, penut and biscuit... mmmm :v:

Why does "The Best Hangover Cure in the World" never work?

superchild

superchild wrote:

Where does all the poo go?

The bottom of the sea?

I hope not. Well where then? We've all been pooing for ages, why isn't the world covered in it by now?

The fish eat it

Then we eat the fish

The circle of life

Shock_treatment

Shock_treatment wrote:

Why did three people answer the egg question?

Some people can't be bothered reading the whole thread when they're trying to be helpful

ST*

Deleted User wrote:

Some people can't be bothered reading the whole thread when they're trying to be helpful

God damn you and your honesty :v:

Tar.Aldarion

Deleted User wrote:

egg

did you even read...

hullaballoo wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054871836&page=2

As for why people answered the question, it' the best one so far.




now my question, much like the great philosophical ancestor of peter griffins,
'why?'

koolkat

why does the other queue always move quicker?????

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

did you even read...

No, but I have now, congratulations.

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

now my question, much like the great philosophical ancestor of peter griffins,
'why?'

rugbug86 wrote:

why not?

danniemcq

PlayGirl wrote:

good question.. what is the abreviation for abreviation??

abv.

Ruaidhri

What *evil* person put an "s" in lisp?

Why is it,the stronger the accent,the more a person is up themselves?

constitutionus

Ruaidhri wrote:

What *evil* person put an "s" in lisp?

brilliant

WHY is TURBIDY still on telly it makes the dunphy show look like high art, not to mentions conan o brien is gonna sue his arse eventually (they just turned the desk around, its the SAME set :eek: )

ARGINITE

Off to the cuckoo's nest the lot of ye!