Nintendo Hunks

monkeyfudge

From left to right;

Wario, Luigi, Mario, Link, Kirby (love that pic), Ganondorf, Tom Nook, Ridley, Tingle.

Well... I see no contest here at all... Tingle is the clear winner.

RobertFoster

Tingle just looks...wrong...

Retr0gamer

Link. Just like david hasslehoff, if i was a girl I would.

Yes tingle does look wrong. He has a gay S&M and green fetish thing going on.

flogen

Link tbh.
I'd just love to be held by him... I'd feel so safe in his arms...

Rhyme

tman

flogen wrote:

Link tbh.
I'd just love to be held by him... I'd feel so safe in his arms...

same as
he's such a dreamboat!

and is it just me, or does it look like Kirby is holding a "cock" placard?:p

monkeyfudge

tman wrote:

and is it just me, or does it look like Kirby is holding a "cock" placard?:p

Yeah I know. And that's a genuine still from the cartoon I found too.

I guess he has to hold that sign up to make up for the fact that he's a blob and doesn't have one.

scuba steve

RobertFoster wrote:

Tingle just looks...wrong...

ditto

tman

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yeah I know. And that's a genuine still from the cartoon I found too.

any chance of getting the original pic off you?
it would make a neat wallpaper

monkeyfudge

This is largest size I have it in.

rainbow kirby

LOL @ pic

Anyways... if we're restricting this to Nintendo-exclusive characters, then Link. Twilight Princess-style. I'd have some fun with his Master Sword
If not... Leon Kennedy, RE4-style

Jim

Wario.

I bet that guy would do some freaky **** to you.

K.O.Kiki

My god...
this thread terrifies me.

You know, cos there's like 3 mustacho'd Italians there

Link FTW. If I was gay/female, he could whisk me away on Epona anyday...

tk123

Tom Nook?!?!?! Maybe if you were a hooker!

Star Lord

Link FTW!!!11!eleven1!

Ridley would "accidentally" kill you while in his care, Tingle would probably keep you in his cellar/dungeon... and Tom Nook would whore you out and slap you about for the money you owe him...

Jim

ph33r Tingle

Rhyme

Ha, i love that picture... there are more sinister pictures but none in the 20 storey tall variety.

K.O.Kiki

Giant "fairy" wang FTW?

RE*AC*TOR

Captain Falcon:



Advance Wars Hunks:

evad_lhorg

on the topic of Tingle.... is he in Twilight princess.? is that supposed to be him in the hyrule town with his money making scam game

Rhyme

evad_lhorg wrote:

on the topic of Tingle.... is he in Twilight princess.? is that supposed to be him in the hyrule town with his money making scam game

I'd say it was a newer version... he had the green clothes, pointed hood, clock, mole on face and lust for rupee's. If creepy is your game, the two clowns at Lake Hylia fit that bill.

Retr0gamer

I could never for the life of me figure out what the hell is up with Tingle's Flava Flav esque fashion.

I heard his new game is surprisingly good. Only in Japan atm.

Star Lord

evad_lhorg wrote:

on the topic of Tingle.... is he in Twilight princess.? is that supposed to be him in the hyrule town with his money making scam game

Money making scam game??? Am I missing something there?

tk123

Ah i can't choose one of them - i think of them more as brothers!

koneko

All the Ninty characters are more like.... friends.

But Leon
Or Dan Smith (Killer 7) because he looks a bit like Spike (Cowboy Bebop).

joe_chicken

DamoElDiablo wrote:

Money making scam game??? Am I missing something there?

The star game thing... on the east road

Star Lord

Oh yeah... I didn't think it was a money making scam, the reward is worth it!

Biggest ruppee sucker is that damn rollgoal...

joe_chicken

DamoElDiablo wrote:

Oh yeah... I didn't think it was a money making scam, the reward is worth it!

Biggest ruppee sucker is that damn rollgoal...

If you try to talk to him before you have the claw... you overhear him talking about scamming people because the game was impossible to the non link type people

That rollgoal has cost me about 600 ruppees to date.

evad_lhorg

well when you are in wolf form and the town is sitll in twilight and you listen to what he says.. he says "im going to milk this town for all its worth" or something along those lines anyway

tk123

Actually I'll go for GonGon from Monkeyball

wake-up-your

Im telling you people! Tom Nook all the way! He will Provide for you?

tk123

wake-up-your wrote:

Im telling you people! Tom Nook all the way! He will Provide for you?

I don't know about that - i'd say he's the clingy/possessive kind - like see the way he follows you around the shop when you go in?
Yeah I can just imagine it - eg in my town where oranges are a plenty
TN - "Hi honey whats for dinner"
TK - "Well I cooked up some apples"
TN - "APPLES!?!? They cost me 500 why didn't you use the free Oranges outside?!?!?!"
TK - "Anyhoos Hey wheres the TV gone?!"
TN - "Yes Yes!! I just traded it in the shop for 1000 sea-shells"
TK - ":mad: "

seraphimvc

lol rofl for the giant tingle:D

Gizzle

koneko wrote: »

All the Ninty characters are more like.... friends.

But Leon
Or Dan Smith (Killer 7) because he looks a bit like Spike (Cowboy Bebop).

+1 for Dan Smith and his huge weapon. And his kraftwerk-esque red shirt/black tie combo.

Jim

Good news guys, Mario and Luigi are on the market

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

monkeyfudge

Jimeatsmenu wrote: »

Good news guys, Mario and Luigi are on the market

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

This is all kinds of awesome...

Star Lord

This one is even better... by greying out everything EXCEPT the letters with a star on them:

It's suddenly clear!

U R
M R
G A Y!!!

ROFL

Gizzle

monkeyfudge wrote: »

This is all kinds of awesome...

That's a load of crap!

...


Everyone knows Luigi is taller than Mario.

alexj9

I just love the Zelda games there awesome. So I voted for link