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Why do women think they can tell whether ur good in bed?

  • 28-01-2006 8:01pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6


    Some think that if you are a good dancer you are good in bed. But i am a tremendous dancer and i recieve many compliments on my dancing. But i recieve nothing but negative comments and complaints from almost every single girl ive slept with. Im sorry but they cant tell.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    interesting name


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭jimbono1


    i am a tremendous dancer
    your a tremendous ejiit as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    I think you need to stop taking the pills. :D

    Plus, free advice, most women probably don't apreciate you busting moves while you're engaging in the old in-out ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    why have you posted this thread twice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    But i am a tremendous dancer and i recieve many compliments on my dancing

    are you sure thats not Parkinson's


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    anyway, everyone knows women are crap. Established fact, check out any of the comprehensive threads right here in after hours :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    I'll answer your question if you tell me why did you post this thread twice


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭skye


    But i recieve nothing but negative comments and complaints from almost every single girl ive slept with.

    Maybe looking into the reasons for this would be more helpful to you?;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    He's not good at counting either :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    He's not good at counting either :v:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ah but you see some of us can tell!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    CHRIST ON A BIKE - Lock this please, and all the other people feeding the **** threads Stop it!

    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    why have you posted this thread twice?

    He probably took too many pills.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    He's not good at counting either :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    Wwrer not all like that you know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    Were not all that bad yous know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Just 5 posts and already the author of 4 threads! You're quite the over-achiever aren't you? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    Eminem wrote:
    Were not all that bad yous know
    knew you'd pop up somewhere, you know how spammers like to stick together


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    GARRRR!! :mad: My subtle double thread posting has back fired!!!

    Damn thread merge!
    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    But i am a tremendous dancer and i recieve many compliments on my dancing.

    Na im a better dancer! and u gonna get served!!!

    Its OOOOOON!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I learned all about the clit and the g-spot by dancing around the room with a hairbrush listening to Destiny's Child.
    Now when the ladies see my fresh new moves, they know I can make them squeal like a pig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    magick wrote:
    Its OOOOOON!
    It's not on until he serves you back... jeezz :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I learned all about the clit and the g-spot by dancing around the room with a hairbrush listening to Destiny's Child.
    Now when the ladies see my fresh new moves, they know I can make them squeal like a pig.
    or listening to My Humps, seriously I thought that song was about date rape and g-spots till I seen the vid! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Lump wrote:
    CHRIST ON A BIKE - Lock this please, and all the other people feeding the **** threads Stop it!
    John

    He is right. utter horsesh*te.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 Taker Of Pills


    magick wrote:
    Na im a better dancer! and u gonna get served!!!

    Its OOOOOON!
    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.

    Are we all invited to judge ????? :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Airblazer


    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.

    but he'll murder you in the place it counts !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Was there ever a point to this thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Don' be frontin' dawgs! :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.

    Its OOOOOOOON !

    U gonna get Served!!

    Me and the WC Crew gonna Humpty Dumpty yo ass !

    While postin this, i was dancin and a postin ! U Already got served! IServed .......bi atch!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.
    You'll get your ass kicked,cause you suck in bed.
    magick wrote:
    Na im a better dancer! and u gonna get served!!!

    Its OOOOOON!

    OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's on like donkey kong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    Le Rack wrote:
    or listening to My Humps, seriously I thought that song was about date rape and g-spots till I seen the vid! :eek:

    Sign of a filthy mind....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Brother To God


    A good old fashioned dance off! they always end in a death,a beating or a drunken bout of tears,you going to be taking pills while busting your moves?
    theres a great game for the ps2 for you to practice on,they
    got a mat and all!! dance to the death!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭turbot


    Put me on the list for this dance off...

    I'll put on me dancing shoes and I'll out dance the both of ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    how odd

    I'm a great dancer and an excellent lover. I thought that was the same for all good dancers..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    anyway, everyone knows women are crap. Established fact, check out any of the comprehensive threads right here in after hours :D

    too true, starfish position here i come :D
    why is it after reading two pages of this thread i keep humming C&C music factory songs "evey body dance now" bom bombom bombom, :)

    by the way AB what happened to project lem/sheep :confused: those buggers cant be trusted, something must be done:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Atrocity


    women call me: THE PLUMBER.

    I root around in the box for a while, then grunt a bit, finish up and leave.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭toffeapple


    Dude i would ****ing murder you on the dancefloor. PM me with your details ill set up a competition. Dont say i didnt warn you, this is going to hurt.

    What is this fu#king Cisco's Shakedown?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,403 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Maybe the women are actually correct.....

    I'm also a tremendous dancer and a tremendous poop dropper in the bog to boot!
    I never get any complaints.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sign of a filthy mind....
    yup... thats me...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    men who take pills r usually crap in bed so changing your name might help...unless the pill in question was viagra


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    men who take pills r usually crap in bed so changing your name might help...unless the pill in question was viagra
    and would this apply for men who take pills for epilepsy? or diabetes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    you know what kind of pills im talking about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    rugbug86 wrote:
    and would this apply for men who take pills for epilepsy? or diabetes?

    of course, not taking the pills for epilepsy might actually help :D


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