Women Pay Attention

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You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse
and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.







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Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!

Oriel

Hehe, classic.

Lone Wolf

Genius

modular

:v: I lol'ed.

xzanti

Thanks

And I'll never forget it...

Hmmmm.. Shoes

Karoma

bookmarked.

Silverfish

I'd have roffled if I didn't know the offside rule already - but for the benefit of the 3 women in Ireland who still don't know it, hurrah and rofl.

polkadots

I finally get it!!:eek:
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Sudsy

genius, absolute genius.

/me bows!

Liffeyman

Brilliant

no leaf clover

quality, absolute clasic!!

Hagar

Good stuff. I had no idea what was coming next.

Rhyme

Ha ha ha... thats made my morning. Came out of the blue... fantastic.

strassenwolf

Very good.

But...not quite complete

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

Of course, if your friend was trying on a pair of shoes at the front of the shop, she would be entitled to throw the purse back to you, and it would be perfectly legal to be in front of the second shopper even before the purse is thrown.[/pedantry]:o

Paladin

Best thing Ive read here in a long time

joejoem

Very good

DEmeant0r

hehe bloody excellent

tosh_thedude

Excellent!!!