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This is the Internet, not Real Life...

  • 25-01-2006 3:20pm
    #1
    Doctor Fell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭


    Is that why when i used to deliver pizza's the women didnt answer the door wearing panties and invite me in for a threesome like in all those porn clips??


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  • #2
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Doctor Fell wrote:
    Is that why when i used to deliver pizza's the women didnt answer the door wearing panties and invite me in for a threesome like in all those porn clips??

    Nope, its because they thought it was going to be the same delievery guy from the other night.


  • #3
    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Can you not tell the difference?


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    What exactly are we meant to do in this thread?


  • #5
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Doctor Fell wrote:
    Is that why when i used to deliver pizza's the women didnt answer the door wearing panties and invite me in for a threesome like in all those porn clips??

    it happens all the time i am sure, they must see that its you walking up the drive way


  • #6
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Kiera wrote:
    What exactly are we meant to do in this thread?

    Wasn't too sure myself tbh. just took a potshot at him


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  • #7
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Cuckoos Nest, tbh.

    Mike.


  • #8
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Yeah, this is the internet. Tread carefully. Anything you post here is 53% more important than a typical TD's speech in the Dáil. Do not forget.


  • #9
    Doctor Fell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    Sorry, my bad...
    Ur meant to give your own version of the difference between the internet and Real Life. Saw someone else do it, thought it would be funny...


  • #10
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Doctor Fell wrote:
    Sorry, my bad...
    Ur meant to give your own version of the difference between the internet and Real Life. Saw someone else do it, thought it would be funny...
    Good job explaining that.


  • #11
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Right well you start one of your own then Doc and we'll follow.....


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  • #12
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Oh. Meh. It's been done in so many e-mail jokes already.

    But why do I never get any jokes in the door?

    :/...


  • #13
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    This one time... at internet camp...


  • #14
    Doctor Fell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 404 ✭✭Doctor Fell


    Yep, definitely belongs in the Cuckoo's Nest. Could some Mod please delete this whole embarassing thread (see- just like Real Life an embarassing moment!) Phew!! Glad I got out of that one with my dignity intact...:o


  • #15
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Yes no yes no yes no yes no it's the internet where everyone is crazy yes no yes no yes no yes no hello goodbye hello goodbye.


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