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Blonde Jokes

tosh_thedude · 2006-01-25 11:34:30

This blonde really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long…

25-01-2006 11:34am

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tosh_thedude

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This blonde really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration, the manager hired her.

After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles"

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#2 25-01-2006 11:46am

Dermington

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banned for life...hung drawn and quartered...family hunted down and fed broken glass...

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#3 25-01-2006 2:07pm

liamskater

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:cool:

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#4 25-01-2006 2:08pm

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*Slap*

:v:

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#5 25-01-2006 2:11pm

Mr Magnolia

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tosh_thedude wrote:

''I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles"

LOL, Very funny...

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#6 25-01-2006 4:40pm

GLaDOS

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Please....no...no more...please.....

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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