Arnie one liners

ianmc38

trying to get a list of arnie's one liners together. here's what i have so far. if you can think of anymore, just post em:

[In Total Recall after Richtors arms getting cut off and him plunging to his death]
See you at the party, Richtor.

[after splitting the bad guy in half]
He had to split

[after decapitating bad guy]
He was a real pain in the neck

[while throwing bad guy over a rail]
Let me give you a lift

[after sticking a knife into the bad guy in Predator]
Stick around

[In Commando after dropping the bad guy over the edge of a cliff. Sully asks what happened]
I let him go

[before throwing a flare at the bad guy who’s covered in gasoline]
How about a light

[after throwing bad guy onto a soda billboard]
That hit the spot

[while killing Benny in Total Recall with a giant drill]
Screw YOOUUU!

[after shooting some bad alligators]
You’re luggage

[In True Lies, after firing a missile that the bad guy is hanging on to]
You’re fired

[In Commadno, after hurling a pole through the bad guy and into the furnace behind him causing steam to shoot out of his body]
Let off some steam Bennet

[While on a plane after killing a bad guy and putting his hat over his face to make it look like he’s sleeping(Commando)]
Don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.

[after dropping bad guy’s severed thumb]
I’m all thumbs today

[After putting bad guy’s head in a urinal and flushing it]
Cool off!

[after shooting wife in the head]
Consider that a divorce

[In 'Predator,' after kicking in a door while raiding a village]
Knock knock

[In 'Kindergarten Cop,' after complaining of a headache to the children, the kids make some suggestions as to what might be ailing me]

It's not a tumor

Jumpy

Ill be back?

Kinetic^

Arnie truly is a cheesy git

Rhyme

ianmc38 wrote:

Screw YOOUUU!

Stick Around

Beautiful... what a man

Pighead

Pigheads two liner

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Arnie is a big muscly ninny who has somehow made a career out of playing the same monotoned robotic action hero for almost 30 years. Schwarzenegger is german for **** wanker.

Kinetic^

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads two liner

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Arnie is a big muscly ninny who has somehow made a career out of playing the same monotoned robotic action hero for almost 30 years. Schwarzenegger is german for **** wanker.

Indeed he has Pighead, but we are the fools who have given that fame to him by attending his films.

ianmc38

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads two liner

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Arnie is a big muscly ninny who has somehow made a career out of playing the same monotoned robotic action hero for almost 30 years. Schwarzenegger is german for **** wanker.

Blasphemy

franksm

LOL ! Class stuff.

Can I quote McBain here too or is that not allowed ?
"My eyes. The goggles do notheeeng"

dent

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads two liner

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Arnie is a big muscly ninny who has somehow made a career out of playing the same monotoned robotic action hero for almost 30 years. Schwarzenegger is german for **** wanker.

mmmmmm PigHead is normally a god amoung posters so I can't accept that he'd say such a thing. Must be some imposter

To OP great great stuff. Arnie is the buissness.

KerranJast

Mendooooooozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Dave

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"

"Yeah that's right Matrix you did"

"I Lied"

toffeapple

Und clozer inspection i appear to be wearing loafers!!!

Stevo11

ROTFLMAO @ "Mendooooooozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!"

Sleipnir

KerranJast wrote:

Mendooooooozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

wah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
That's gotta be the best of the bunch!

ianmc38

Sleipnir wrote:

wah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
That's gotta be the best of the bunch!

I find it offensive that you consider an Arnie rip-off to be better than any of the aforementioned authentic one-liners. very offensive at that. If you're not careful, Arnie will get you to let off some steam.

Dave

Well said Ian. You all should be ashamed.

"Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"

Adam

"Good horsie!"

Dustaz

STAP whining

CyberGhost

/T2: After shooting a cop in knee caps/
"He'll live"

/Red Heat/ - don't remember the exact words but....
somebum: hey I live here, pay me or I'll damage your car
Arny: Do you know Amanda?
somebum: I don't know that *****
Arny: bam! knocks the guy out
Bellushi after coming out of a store: what's this piece of **** doing here?
Arny: he lives here.

netman

/Running man/
After Arnie uses his trademarked "I'll be back" the TV host responds:
"Only in a rerun"

Ri_Nollaig

"GO! get to the chopter!"
"If it bleeds we can kill it!"
"she is a faster more efficient killing machine"

LadyJ

Ice to see you!

Ri_Nollaig

some more:
"Ah need your clodes, boots and your modocycle!"
"Take twos of these UND call me in the morning"
"batman and robin... ICE to meet you"

ianmc38

Oh yeah, the running man:

You bastard drop dead
Arnie: I don't do requests

[after strangling Sub-Zero with barbed wire)]

Arnie: What a pain in the neck.

[after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?

Arnie: He had to split.

Arnie: I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Girl: What makes you think I'm going to do anything you say?
Arnie: [lifts the bench, tearing it away from the floor] Because, I'm going to say 'Please'.


And True Lies

Terrororist: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
Arnie: Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Arnie: Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules

pauldeehan

If I am not me... den who da hell am I?

_Kaiser_

netman wrote:

/Running man/
After Arnie uses his trademarked "I'll be back" the TV host responds:
"Only in a rerun"

Damn you! Beat me to it... Best Arnie quote ever!

Flex

Most of my favourites have been posted already, but this is another great one. From "Pumping Iron", Arnold is describing the way getting a pump in the gym feels:

"It's as satisfying to me as coming is. You know, as having sex with a woman, and coming. Can you believe how much I am in heaven? I'm like uh, getting the feeling of coming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5,000 people. I get the same feeling. So I'm coming day and night. And it's terrific, right? So you know I'm in heaven!"


Guy is a legend

Kinetic^

LadyJ wrote:

Ice to see you!

Lol, f***ing classic

SpAcEd OuT

in 10 years time Arnie is going to be the new Chuck Norris mark my words

Pigman II

Smart kid in Kindergarden Cop : "A man has a penis and a woman has a vagina"

Arnie : "Thanks for the tip."

_Kaiser_

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

in 10 years time Arnie is going to be the new Chuck Norris mark my words

*tumbleweed blows by as Boards goes silent.....*

Let's all pretend we never heard that shall we?

Flex

Kindergarten Cop, on the plane with the female officer flying out to the area of the assignment. The female officer gets sick and has to ruch to the toilets then the stewardess approaches Arnie...


Stewardess: Is your wife ok sir?
Arnie : Compared to what???

Ruu_Old

*shakes head* Arnie is the biggest cheese ball ever! Terrible quotes, i do enjoy the McBain rip off in the Simpsons. See *puke* Arnie here http://goodiebag.tv/odds/arnie_in_brazil.htm some fella to be teaching others ENGLISH!

SpAcEd OuT

Kaiser2000 wrote:

*tumbleweed blows by as Boards goes silent.....*

Let's all pretend we never heard that shall we?

that wasnt meant to be a joke, only an observation, he's a cheesy actor and will defiently be the butt of many jokes in a few years time like Chuck Norris.

ianmc38

Ruu wrote:

*shakes head* Arnie is the biggest cheese ball ever!

If by cheese you mean absolute, and by ball you mean legend, then i wholeheartedly agree.

aidan_dunne

'Commando'

As Arnie (John Matrix) and Cindy are about to get into the seaplane:
Cindy: "This isn't a plane, it's a canoe with wings!"
Matrix: "Well then, get in and start paddling!"

On their way to to the Army surplus store to pick-up (i.e. steal! ) some necessary equipment:
Cindy: "Where are we going?"
Matrix: "Shopping."

Matrix, reading about Boy George in a pop magazine: "Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on all the confusion."

Matrix: "Don't break radio silence until they see me."
Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all f**king hell is going to break loose!"

General Kirby: "Leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies!"

'Predator'

After Arnie ("Dutch") has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife:
Dutch: "Stick around!"

After the Predator takes off it's armour to reveal it's true self:
Dutch: "You're one ugly motherf**ker!"

Say what you like about Arnie, love him or hate him, you've got to admit he's had some great one-liners over the years!

_Kaiser_

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

that wasnt meant to be a joke, only an observation, he's a cheesy actor and will defiently be the butt of many jokes in a few years time like Chuck Norris.

Ah.. I see the confusion...

Arnie = cheesy (but in a good way)

Chuck = legend!

grimsbymatt

Eating is not cheating!

mise_me_fein_V2

In Commando.

"I eat green berets for breakfast, and RIGHT NOW I'M VERY HUNGRY"

Commando is brilliant.
For no reason the first ten mins is just Arnie chopping up wood.
It has nothing to do with the film other than to show off his muscles.

At the end of the film his daughter and the the woman he was hanging round with the whole movie are hugging each other - even though they've never met!!


Brilliant

BossArky

/T2:

"I need you to lower me into the steel"
"I cannot self terminate"
"Hasta la vista baby"
"Why do humans cry?"
"I'll be back"

/T3:

"She'll be back" (after blowing the T3 through the wall and down a few stories)

_Kaiser_

From Red Heat:

Commander Lou Donnelly CPD: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko (Arnie): Vodka.

Art Ridzik (Jim Belushi): Captain Danko, congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world.
Ivan Danko: Soviet Patparine, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun.
Art Ridzik: Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?
Ivan Danko: Who is Dirty Harry?

Manic Moran

During the election debates:

"Oh, come on. The tax code has loopholes so big I can drive my Hummer through them"

He came to visit us at Ft Irwin before we deployed to Iraq. (He's a very big supporter of the troops, even uses his personal "Away from the media" time to visit soldiers). I was very surprised, he was a good speaker, not using any notes. Might be politically still a little naive, but deserves a lot more credit than he gets as the Governator.

NTM

netman

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

in 10 years time Arnie is going to be the new Chuck Norris mark my words

There can only be one Chuck Norris, Arnie doesn't stand a chance!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/