Need help with a line in a letter of appoligy

paconnors

right lads & lassies i fuked up last week in the job and forgot to get the customer a taxi, now the boss wants me to give her a letter of apploigy and a gift which i dont mind doin, but how do i word please accept this gift in the letter

pork99

You could start by spelling apology properly.

Pythia

And learn how to capitalise, and generally know how to write English...
(Yes, I know you really shouldn't start sentences with the word 'and').

paconnors

all right all right, very funny. i will be using msword to compose the letter so it will do the spelling check for me

Tusky

You forgot to get a customer a taxi ? Where exactly do you work ?

Fajitas!

Your boss made you buy a gift for a customer because you didn't get them a taxi?

Quite...odd.

Why don't you just give the customer the gift, without writing about it.

paconnors

Tusky wrote:

You forgot to get a customer a taxi ? Where exactly do you work ?

Not Sayin, dont want give bad publicty to the place i work

Guy:Incognito

Tusky wrote:

You forgot to get a customer a taxi ? Where exactly do you work ?

A taxi rank, he sent them on the bus.

Agent Smith

Tusky wrote:

You forgot to get a customer a taxi ? Where exactly do you work ?

a taxi company?

paconnors

Stekelly wrote:

A taxi rank, he sent them on the bus.

Ah Dammit i knew somebody would find out,

Ah come on somebody out there must have done english in there leavin

Agent Smith

Dear Sir...

I/we here at *name of company* would like to appoligise for Any inconveniance or distress Caused due to the event/s of *insert date*. Our company Value your custom and Hope this unfortuante event would not disuade you from using our company again.Attached is a small Gift on behalf of myself *insert name* and *insert company name*.
Messures are currently being set up to try and make sure that unfortuate Events like that of *insert date* wont happen again.

Yours
*insert name, Job title and company name.

how about something Like that?

paconnors

cheers agent smith

Sarsfield

I don't think MS Word will be enough to correct your spelling

Can't read, can't write, can't call a taxi and still has a job. Employers must be desparate for staff. Evidence of the need for more immigration if any is required.

Sorry if that sounds harsh.

Agent Smith

I usedto work for a Cab company...


feel free to pm me for advice if you like

paconnors

Sarsfield wrote:

I don't think MS Word will be enough to correct your spelling

Can't read, can't write, can't call a taxi and still has a job. Employers must be desparate for staff. Evidence of the need for more immigration if any is required.

Sorry if that sounds harsh.

Here do you work?

paconnors

My Job pays an average of €20k + a year

paconnors

hey agent smith can you tell sarsfield whats it like to work on a saturday night when you have 12 phone lines hoping

Agent Smith

headwrecking is a word that comes to mind...

paconnors

could'nt agree with you more

rymus

how about...

"I'm very sorry... that you're too bloody lazy to call a taxi yourself, you festering wagon."

The perhaps the small gift could be a molecule of common sense?

Agent Smith

I worked in this taxi company for 2 years, started out as a short term thing but then stayed for over 2 years.

i Left This time last year for a Factor or reasons :

1. depression
2. Sleep patterens were Shot to hell
3. no social life
4. constant harrasment
5. verbal Abuse night after night.
6. one night i was told i was a "marked man"

also, I have heard aprox 15 stories of people writing reviews of taxi companys for the Irish times, and if i didnt get them taxis, my company would get a bad review.


i have yet to see a review of a taxi company in the irish times, and i've been buying it every day since i was 16.

so remember folks, next time you go into town, and deside to call a taxi...


People wo are abusaive, usually have to wait for a taxi,

people who are polite, usually get theres bang on time.

pork99

rymus wrote:

"I'm very sorry... that you're too bloody lazy to call a taxi yourself, you festering wagon."

Unfortunately the customer is always right even when they are wrong and a complete pain in the hole as well. As long as they are paying. Once they cease paying then they become wrong.

aidan_walsh

mikegannon wrote:

Ah Dammit i knew somebody would find out,

Ah come on somebody out there must have done english in there leavin

How did you manage to get out of doing English?

Siogfinsceal

k its really wierd your boss making you do that. you didnt get a customer a taxi hardly th eend of the world. companies have done way worse than that to me before and I didnt get an apology let alone a gift!!