Ladies you are not Needed Anymore

The Real B-man

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm (Mature Content)

mickymg2003

Loads of question marks but i get the idea....You need women.Whos gonna cook?..Oh im gonna get burned for that one!!!

Nasty_Girl

would guys trust that yoke?

Heyes

lol.... not a lot you can really say to that stuff.... :rolleyes:

joejoem

The Real B-man wrote:

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm (Mature Content)

Gigidy gigidy gigidy

Mr.Nice Guy

Imagine getting that from your parents at Christmas...

Tiriel

I'd give ye a few days..

skye

Not needed anymore?? I seriously doubt it....how long till you got fed up and wanted to feel the flesh of a woman.....

dar83

skye wrote:

Not needed anymore?? I seriously doubt it....how long till you got fed up and wanted to feel the flesh of a woman.....

Thats what you'd volunteer at the old folks home for. :v:

aidan_dunne

Well, it would certainly make cybersex and the like a lot easier. No longer would you have to endure the awkwardness of "one handed" typing! Now you can continue to type at full speed with both hands whilst still getting the "relief" you seek!

This thing could be marketed as such as the "ultimate accessory for lonely computer nerds everywhere!"

/me awaits the release of a USB powered version for added convenience/

skye

dar83 wrote:

Thats what you'd volunteer at the old folks home for. :v:

You my friend, are sick!:D

dar83

skye wrote:

You my friend, are sick!:D

Hey, at least its not the orphanage.

skye

dar83 wrote:

Hey, at least its not the orphanage.

I'm speachless:eek:

Dave!

aidan_dunne wrote:

/me awaits the release of a USB powered version for added convenience/

Sarsfield

aidan_dunne wrote:

Well, it would certainly make cybersex and the like a lot easier. No longer would you have to endure the awkwardness of "one handed" typing! Now you can continue to type at full speed with both hands whilst still getting the "relief" you seek!

This thing could be marketed as such as the "ultimate accessory for lonely computer nerds everywhere!"

/me awaits the release of a USB powered version for added convenience/

The USB version could be controlled by the person on the other end of the cybersex chat, so technically it wouldn't be masturbation.

Business travellers could take them with them and still enjoy some remote lovin' from their wives & girlfriends. (preferably not in a WiFi zone in Starbucks :eek: )

This product has a great future.

StupidLikeAFox

aidan_dunne wrote:

This thing could be marketed as such as the "ultimate accessory for lonely computer nerds everywhere!"

Does it even have to be written on the box??

ST*

Heyes wrote:

lol.... not a lot you can really say to that stuff.... :rolleyes:

ah there is yeah. how the hell could you concentrate on a fantasy with that feckin yolk wackin away under the blankets.

Pretty sh.it comeback at the rampant rabbit. besides just think of all that cleaning you would have to do afterwards eh?

yep, i'd give it a week. would be so manky by then, they wouldnt be desperate enough to use it themselves. :v:

steveland?

What happens if there's a power surge :eek:

skye

Ugh!! The word "crusty" springs to mind....

skye

steveland? wrote:

What happens if there's a power surge :eek:

LMFAO:D

Rabies

Can the speed be altered

ST*

Rabies wrote:

Can the speed be altered

Juvenile question. Of course that would have been taken into consideration.
who would want a one speed ****? :rolleyes:

Civilian_Target

Shock_treatment wrote:

who would want a one speed ****? :rolleyes:

I'd be rhythmical for sure!

The Song Thrush

Jesus, you wouldn't want that thing to malfunction while you were using it... :eek:

*cringe*

Kur4mA

UGH, I'm having scary thoughts of that thing coming to life and just pulling it off altogether. :eek:

ST*

kyub wrote:

UGH, I'm having scary thoughts of that thing coming to life and just pulling it off altogether. :eek:

lmfao.. oh yeah, I can really see this one taking off

Civilian_Target wrote:

I'd be rhythmical for sure!

You don't want it to lose grip, thats a different thing.
not stay at the one speed, rhythem should be varied.
Does that usually work for you? Im suprised.
What is the world coming to (pun intended) when you
have to show a guy how to use his equipment..

xzanti

The Real B-man wrote:

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm (Mature Content)

Now Im worried.. Think Id better start packing my things :rolleyes:

How do you compete with something like THAT!! :v:

joejoem

To be honest it could well beat allot of Irish girls. Ladies we arent trying to get the last bit of Ketchup out of a bottle here, or start a fire with two bits of wood. Gently does it......

TerrorFirmer

Lol....I'd be rather worried about any man who would choose that over an actual woman.

LundiMardi

one for the mantlepiece.. i wonder if it dances when you play music?

ST*

joejoem wrote:

To be honest it could well beat allot of Irish girls. Ladies we arent trying to get the last bit of Ketchup out of a bottle here, or start a fire with two bits of wood. Gently does it......

Joejoe- leave the convent girls alone for godsake.

Eminem

Shock_treatment wrote:

Joejoe- leave the convent girls alone for godsake.

Yeah thats a good one know you tell them;)

Cake Fiend

Just wait till the real nerds start modifying them with turbo motors, water-cooling, etc :eek:

joejoem

Eminem wrote:

Yeah thats a good one know you tell them;)

what?

steveland?

Sico wrote:

Just wait till the real nerds start modifying them with turbo motors, water-cooling, etc :eek:

Haha...overclocking your automatic-**** machine...

Flashing it with Linux...

I can't wait to see the first "Mecha-****" Linux cluster :v: