Marriage

Faith

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls in the early 60's in the UK, written by a woman!

When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as quickly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do on the train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.

Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair- rollers, wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your vow to obey him. If he feels that he need to sleep immediately, then so be it. In all things, be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly while all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment, a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite suffcient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obediant and uncomplaining but register any relectance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night- time hair and face care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he wakes.

Gosh, i'm glad I read that. Now I'm prepared for married life!

I wonder what "more unusual practises" are?

The Bollox

If you need to apply face cream or hair- rollers, wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

this had me in stitches!

rugbug86

we were given the same extract in religion class!

Hagar

I'll give you the wife's email address and see if you can organize a few of the lads to visit me in hospital.

Karoma

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obediant and uncomplaining but register any relectance by remaining silent.

Indeed!

Sam Vimes

why is this in the humour forum? they sound like good rules to me. let the flaming begin:v:

40crush41

Hell no will I do anything of the sort for my fella, talk about times changing -He can look at my face cream and have all the nightmares in the world b/c of them.

Gaillimhtaibhse

Are you sure about the date of the textbook? Sounds more contemporary:rolleyes:

mad m

This should be a sticky in marriage forum,if there is one.:)



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