have you ever sh*t yourself?

fattyacids34 · 17-01-2006 8:46pm #1

Whassup.

I'm gonna let yalls in on a little bit of information. Now I'm from brownsville, brooklyn new york so I jus arrive here in dublin for the past 4 weeks. Now i gotta say, i live in da hood, but i aint sh*ttin in no bachelor pads. Im here to relax on holidays but today wasnt any relaxing my friends. I get up early and head to yalls city centre for some shopping. gotta buy some creds for momma. I spent a few hours in the city with some of my homes and went back home which is close to the square in tallaght so eventually we went there for a look around for some females. This is where it started to go wrong. now, i got respect for yalls shapping malls but damn, aint no women like black women. I'm rick james bi*ch (i dont even know what that means!). I was hanging out by the pool and suddenly I got an attack of the BGs (bubble guts). now i was like ah god damn BGs is a mofo. immediately I held off the fight and ran for tha nearest facility. i ran my black a$$ as fast as i cud yalls. I got to yalls facilities and I aint sh*tting in those stalls, il get aids so i said damn im going home to my facilitys to let this log out. So i tried to run to my car but i realised quick movement were not a good idea. we get to the car and im flexin my a$$ to take relax some of the pressure. the anus is puttin up a good fight. i put my pedal to tha medal and drive through some red lights. im sweatin like a mofo flexin my butt cheeks like peter pan. It getting harder and harder. the anus is almost going but i get to my crib. the anus is under strong pressure. i gets out and runs to the door. suddenly i hear the anus shout up, "hey fattyacids, we put up a good fight, but this log is like fire ant". it just blasted out of a$$. there i am standin on my doorstep with sh*t blasting out of my butt. so i went to my toilet and finished my bunisess.

damn, those BG's are a mofo! thank god im going back home in 2 days!

has naybody else ever sh*t themselves