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Chuck Speaks

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  • #2
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    What a man...did you see the way he brazenly turned it into a plug? Brilliant :D


  • #3
    Royale with Cheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,211 ✭✭✭Royale with Cheese


    Using Chuck Norris Jokes to sell Chuck Norris books. That's low.


  • #4
    Jonny Arson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Jonny Arson


    Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.


  • #5
    muckwarrior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,100 ✭✭✭muckwarrior


    Fúckin hell, Chuck Norris is 67 :eek:


  • #6
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Chuck is 67 AND 69


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  • #7
    muesli_offire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭muesli_offire


    Chuck Norris is indeed a shameless self-promoter. Which makes sense, as he cannot feel shame.
    And yes, apart from 69, which he invented just for fun, our guess is that Chuck's age is all of the prime numbers.


  • #8
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Crucifix wrote:
    What a man...did you see the way he brazenly turned it into a plug? Brilliant :D


    Hey no point missing an opportunity. Plus, who doesnt like a good wild west novel;. :)


  • #9
    muesli_offire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭muesli_offire


    Plus, who doesnt like a good wild west novel;.:)
    Not me!


  • #10
    Chris P Duck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭Chris P Duck


    Chuck Norris doesn't read books......... He stares them down until he gets the information he wants


  • #11
    magpie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    Chuck Norris ate a cactus, a 6 shooter and some cowboy hats - then shat out a Wild West Novel.


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  • #12
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    magpie wrote:
    Chuck Norris ate a cactus, a 6 shooter and some cowboy hats - then shat out a Wild West Novel.
    Explains why it was sh|te.


  • #13
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Chuck Norris was the one who created the universe also, the cause of the Big Bang was actually Chuck's first time using full power in a roundhouse kick.

    In other news Chuck Norris is able to manipulate time itself, he created the leap year. Every four years he hits someone with 2 roundhouses [ why they need more than one is beyond me tbh ] and the impact is so great it warps all time and extends the calendar by a day, if this were to stop the world would implode on itself !! :)


  • #14
    holly_johnson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,136 ✭✭✭holly_johnson


    Thought this was funny... Chuck speaks about the phenomenon of Chuck Norris...

    http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18154,00.html


  • #15
    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Oh chuck you so crazy!!!!!I'm his illegitimate son.


  • #16
    joe_chicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Chuck Norris INVENTED cowboys... and then shot all the indians

    (an actual picture of Chuck... isnt he cute)


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