Don't muck with Aussie women!!!!

SexeeAussie

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17787755%255E29677,00.html


Had a great laugh after seeing this news report yesterday. I don't blame the woman to be honest, listening to that song would do my head in too

Bet my neighbours want to stab me after hearing my music selection at the moment........at LEAST it's not Elvis.

Davei141

THE relentless strains of an Elvis Presley song have been blamed for a violent domestic assault in Western Australia.

And nothing to do with her being an absolute nut job.

Loomis

SexeeAussie wrote:

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17787755%255E29677,00.html


Had a great laugh after seeing this news report yesterday. I don't blame the woman to be honest, listening to that song would do my head in too

Bet my neighbours want to stab me after hearing my music selection at the moment........at LEAST it's not Elvis.

And that's funny how?

Pighead

Mr. Anderson wrote:

And that's funny how?

Oi Anderson leave it out ya big ninny.

Funny means different things to different people. For example Pighead finds it hilarious when cats go for a poo in their litter tray and proceed to cover up the mess with the gravely bits .They're covering up the poo whilst looking at me with a look on their face that says "Nothing to see here son,move along".Cracks me up everytime yet (most)other people wouldn't bat an eyelid.

In future Pighead would appreciate it if you stopped hurting the feelings of the lovely girls and boys on the forum. The golden rule is:
"If you don't like the thread,
Its better left unsaid,
If you think the thread is great
Just say "Nice one mate"


Hopefully you'll have a good think about what i've said and come back with an apology for the Aussie Chick. You're a lovely fella Mr Anderson but this need to hurt people on internet forums must be stopped. Talk soon buddy.

StupidLikeAFox

Mr. Anderson wrote:

And that's funny how?

Because it didnt happen to me or anyone i know/love

BigArnie

Mr. Anderson wrote:

And that's funny how?

Because a woman did it to a man. See if it was the other way around, it would be sickening and disgusting but because it's a woman stabbing a man - IT'S FUNNY. Get it? Good.

Loomis

Pighead wrote:

Oi Anderson leave it out ya big ninny.

Funny means different things to different people. For example Pighead finds it hilarious when cats go for a poo in their litter tray and proceed to cover up the mess with the gravely bits .They're covering up the poo whilst looking at me with a look on their face that says "Nothing to see here son,move along".Cracks me up everytime yet (most)other people wouldn't bat an eyelid.

In future Pighead would appreciate it if you stopped hurting the feelings of the lovely girls and boys on the forum. The golden rule is:
"If you don't like the thread,
Its better left unsaid,
If you think the thread is great
Just say "Nice one mate"


Hopefully you'll have a good think about what i've said and come back with an apology for the Aussie Chick. You're a lovely fell a Mr Anderson but this need to hurt people on internet forums must be stopped. Talk soon buddy.

Where have I been trying to "hurt people on internet forums"?

I find it 'funny' that you talk about yourself in the third person.

And still on the buddy trail?

Rb

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Where have I been trying to "hurt people on internet forums"?

I find it 'funny' that you talk about yourself in the third person.

And still on the buddy trail?

Stop pulling the thread further off topic.

RobertFoster

Mr. Anderson wrote:

And that's funny how?

Because he was stabbed 6 times with a scissors.

Loomis

BigArnie wrote:

Because a woman did it to a man. See if it was the other way around, it would be sickening and disgusting but because it's a woman stabbing a man - IT'S FUNNY. Get it? Good.

Oh right.The whole one rule for men, one rule for women thing?Gotcha

nesf

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Oh right.The whole one rule for men, one rule for women thing?Gotcha

No need to be so angsty. Try to be cheerful. It's almost Friday!

BigArnie

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Oh right.The whole one rule for men, one rule for women thing?Gotcha

That's the one. Still, we get paid more so it stands to reason that they'd want to give us the scissor treatment now and again. And I ain't talking about tidying up the foreskin.

Loomis

nesf wrote:

No need to be so angsty. Try to be cheerful. It's almost Friday!

I'm not ebing angsty.Just really don't see how someone can laugh at that.Yer one clearly has...issues...to stab someone that many times because of a song.Serious injury so I fail to see the humour.
I'm trying to be cheerful.Not feeling great recently.

Loomis

BigArnie wrote:

That's the one. Still, we get paid more so it stands to reason that they'd want to give us the scissor treatment now and again. And I ain't talking about tidying up the foreskin.

I'm feeling bad enough as it is without you giving me images like that thank you very much

Pighead

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Where have I been trying to "hurt people on internet forums"?

Its ok Mr Anderson,its all forgotten about now.Lets move on and start again.
Hopefully Aussie Girls tucked up in bed in her lovely satin PJ's and she'll have missed this whole controversy.No harm done.Lessons learnt all around

Mr. Anderson wrote:

I find it 'funny' that you talk about yourself in the third person.

And that's funny how? Ho Ho. Only pulling your leg me old mucker.

Mr. Anderson wrote:

And still on the buddy trail?

Buddies 4 eva.

To drag this beast of a thread back on topic that lady should be put in jail for life for not recognising the greatness of our Lord Elvis Presley. Pighead shudders to think what she would have done to the poor blighter had Mark McCabes 'Maniac' been on the radio.

Loomis

Pighead wrote:

Its ok Mr Anderson,its all forgotten about now.Lets move on and start again.
Hopefully Aussie Girls tucked up in bed in her lovely satin PJ's and she'll have missed this whole controversy.No harm done.Lessons learnt all around




And that's funny how? Ho Ho. Only pulling your leg me old mucker.



Buddies 4 eva.

To drag this beast of a thread back on topic that lady should be put in jail for life for not recognising the greatness of our Lord Elvis Presley. Pighead shudders to think what she would have done to the poor blighter had Mark McCabes 'Maniac' been on the radio.

Lol you're like a cartoon.
Beast...hmm I'd have to think about that one.
What exactly is there left to say about it?Yer one is either cracked,had a serious case of PMS/PMT or realised he forgot to tape Home & Away for her like she asked.

SexeeAussie

If you had seen the 'injuries' to the man you would 'possibly' laugh....I have sustained more severe injuries from my 8 week old kitten....

bringitdown

Your kitten stabbed you MORE than 6 times with a sissors?

SexeeAussie

Read my prior post mate...I didn't say the kitten had scissors, he had a switch blade...
god

Beruthiel

SexeeAussie wrote:

Read my prior post mate...I didn't say the kitten had scissors, he had a switch blade...
god

jeez
even the kittens are tougher in Oz

Rb

nesf wrote:

No need to be so angsty. Try to be cheerful. It's almost Friday!

Be that as it may, your post is still off topic. Reported :v:


Oh and congrats on the you know what btw.

Oh no, I've just went off topic!The hypocrisy!

thelordofcheese

Beruthiel wrote:

jeez
even the kittens are tougher in Oz

but of course, nation of convicts, even their cats came over on prision ships...

simu

Being a strong, independent woman does not mean going around injuring men and I don't see anything admirable or funny about the behaviour of the woman in that article. She needs anger management lessons imo.

You think this will endear people to Australia??!!

:v:

Pighead

simu wrote:

Being a strong, independent woman does not mean going around injuring men and I don't see anything admirable or funny about the behaviour of the woman in that article. She needs anger management lessons imo.

You think this will endear people to Australia??!!

:v:

Good morning simu,Happy Thursday to you
Just one question for ya. You see the way you put a yellow pac man smiley at the end of that post? Well Pighead was just wondering what does that signify?

Does it imply that all you had said previously was a joke or does it mean "Thats my opinion,you can like it or lump it". Is it a replacement for this fcuker or is it a cheekier version :cool: ?

I've seen the wee fellas popularity around the place soar over the last couple of months so i'd like to know what it all means. Also could you tell me why some people add wacca*wacca wacca after they use said smiley. Thanks in advance.
* wacca may be spelt incorrectly

Crucifix

Pighead wrote:

I've seen the wee fellas popularity around the place soar over the last couple of months so i'd like to know what it all means. Also could you tell me why some people add wacca*wacca wacca after they use said smiley. Thanks in advance.
* wacca may be spelt incorrectly

He only became a legimate boards smiley in the last couple of months. Didn't you ever play Pac-man?
:v: Wakka wakka wakka

Giblet

rb_ie wrote:

Be that as it may, your post is still off topic. Reported :v:


Oh and congrats on the you know what btw.

Oh no, I've just went off topic!The hypocrisy!

This is a warning. Do not abuse the report post feature.

Rb

Speaking of Pac-Man, if you haven't already seen it check this out

God, this thread has went so far off topic.

Peteee

It's pronounced woka*woka

:v:*********

Pighead

Crucifix wrote:

He only became a legimate boards smiley in the last couple of months. Didn't you ever play Pac-man?
:v: Wakka wakka wakka

Nope never played him unfortunately.Pigheads from a small sub village called Mullacrew,We knew not of this Pacman creature.Hopscotch played with green chalk was as advanced as we got.
Think Pacmans being released in Mullacrew in April.The week after Ghostbusters as far as I can remember.

Anyway i'm more interested in what the smiley represents rather than than where he came from..