Hackers beware, this man is on to you!!!

Kinetic^

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

This father is mental!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

Ah yes I remember when this was posted, it's so hilarious.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

Pen0s

the most fun part is clicking on the links

amazingemmet

The guy is mad

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

Can't argue with that really

In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases

I think this explains all the mods are out to get threads in feedback

Pen0s

"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away,"

LMFAO....i bought quake 4 yesterday :v:

"If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks."

THATS hilarious!!!!!

godtabh

That post goes back to 2001. You could understand if dated back to the early 90's when fathers or older geneartion people didnt know my about IT but come on!

Crucifix

This has to be a joke. Someone please tell me it's a joke.

Jumpy

Crucifix wrote:

This has to be a joke. Someone please tell me it's a joke.

Its a joke. Look at the site.

Ruaidhri

It's filed under "Internet Idiocy" tbh.

Sam Vimes

its a joke. if you click on the "spanking" link it goes to spanking.com, a site all about the joys of spanking others

[Jackass]

No somebody hacked into the site and changed the destenation of that link...He had spikey hair, a illuminos orange jump suit and a glow stick in his mouth and was carrying a rocket launcher.

spiderlegs

Hehe

Ri_Nollaig

love how [ "faster" video cards" ] link brings u to matrox

thewebsite

thewebsite wrote:

I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises.

Dehydrated kids are obedient kids.

zuma

Best Dad in the US of A wrote:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
This person is totally brainwashed!

Another Gem

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

godtabh

You should check out some of the other jems on the site like "Gay Tax" and the one about going on holidays or the one about college.

There is probably people out there that think like this

danniemcq

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.

Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

so every teenager is a hacker at some stage??? haha

hmmm just noticing how it's all about sons, wonder what Acid Burns thinks of that...