Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

For the religious souls among us....

  • 09-01-2006 4:56am
    #1
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭


    Just got this in an email.......

    A Guinness Prayer............

    We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty
    Makers of cans and bottles
    Of all that is drunk and un-drunk
    We believe in one brewer, Arthur
    The only son of Guinness
    Eternally begotten of the hops
    Hops from hops, barley from barley
    True drink from true drink
    Begotten not made
    Of one distillery of the Father
    Through it all things were made
    For us men and our salvation
    It comes down from St. James Gate
    By the power of the market he became incarnate
    And was made a rich man
    For our sake we are crucified under Pontious Prices
    Bad pints, suffer hangovers and A.A. meetings
    On the next day we rise again in accordance
    With our scruples and ascend into oblivion
    We come again to judge the living and the dead
    We believe in one alcoholic beverage
    Brewed and bottled under one licence
    We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the almighty pint
    Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
    Blessed is the one drink
    through one father and many sons
    Sold under one label and distributed
    throughout the world
    We look for the resurrection of new drinks
    And a cure for hangovers.

    Amen


Advertisement